Meeping

Standing outside someone's door wanting attention.

He was meeping for 30 minutes straight, eventually I had to close the door, but that didn't help, he just kept standing there, meeping on the other side.
If you know someone who does this, they are a Meep, or Meeper

by CletusEatFetus May 10, 2024

meeting in the hardware aisle

An innuendo for sex between two men.

Me and Tom met in the hardware aisle last night, if you know what I mean

What? Steven and I? We were just meeting in the hardware aisle

by anonymous February 8, 2025

Meeking

When you put a massage gun to your anal area and the best feeling in your life making your legs float in the air.

Bro get on cod what are you doing meeking I hear the massage gun GET ON

by Meekinggod November 23, 2025

Public Meeting

A meeting between too people in public. A pre-private meeting. Getting coffee, going to a movie, and going out to dinner, are all public meetings. An outing. Women call them dates.

I am going on a public meeting tonight with a sexy lady.

by Devon Parsons March 16, 2009

monthly meetings

weak

weak, monthly meetings

by Tad Poles May 26, 2010

Samsonite meeting

A pointless meeting, waste of time

Andy - Dude went to that Samsonite meeting the other day

Traci - How was it?

Andy - 30 minutes i'll never get back!

by hornetnelly1 April 16, 2010

Post Meeting Positivity

A feeling of great optimism that comes directly after a important meeting that often never eventuates into anything truely worthwhile.

Guy: Did you see Melissa this morning? She wouldn't shutup about that new project she's working on.

Guy2: Yeah, she's suffering from Post Meeting Positivity.

by phantom pooper 2011 April 24, 2011