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Dickhead McGee

The sexual act that requires a sick person to perform. You will create a 5-course meal inside a woman’s vagina.

Supplies needed: Ketchup bottle, human shit, chunky milk, old man toe nails, Joe Biden’s pubic hair, and glass.

Step one: find a girl (optional)
Step two: when you are having sexual intercourse suggest that you guys eat first
Step three: accidentally spill the ketchup and chunky milk in the vagina
Step four: by this step she will be fine with you putting whatever you want in there so pull down your pants and take a shit
Step five: spread the shit around
Step six: insert the human toe nails into the shit like a chocolate chip pancake
Step seven: begin to eat the chocolate chip pancake

Step eight: put Joe Biden’s pubic hair around the meal to add extra flavor
Step nine: break a glass bottle inside the vagina and leave the room as fast as you can
Step ten: run to the grocery store and ask Craig from deli to join
Step eleven: watch Craig from deli eat the chunky chocolate chip pancake vagina

Step twelve: go celebrate by playing warzone
“Hey Craig from deli remember when we performed that Dickhead McGee on that spanish cougar”
“Yeah bro good times, sadly I have a family now so I can’t do that as often”
by Danny Double DD January 24, 2021
mugGet the Dickhead McGeemug.

McGee

A person who is caring and loving but, also can be mean/rude or extremely sexual
Ex:1 Ayo that was crazy bro what a mcgee move
by Supdog747 July 13, 2022
mugGet the McGeemug.

Fucknuts McGee

When you have a thing in the other time you went to that one place.
by Ballscum November 24, 2021
mugGet the Fucknuts McGeemug.

little stinky mcgee

That little girl looks like a stinky little stinky mcgee.
by stwrfie October 24, 2023
mugGet the little stinky mcgeemug.

Risky McGee

(1) A tactic in the board game RISK, where a treaty is formed between two adjacent territories, followed by the army of one said territory attacking the other via a separate adjacent territory.

(2) An agreement towards specific terms that specify the means but not the end result.

(3) Agreement not to have a frontal sexual encounter, ie “make love”, only to have penetration from behind, even if it means a good ol’ fashioned raping.
(1) We agreed not to attack each other from North Africa or Brazil, but after I thinned out my reinforcement he totally Risky McGee'ed me and conquered North Africa through Western Europe. That bastard.

(2) I asked her if she wanted to go to the movies with me, and she said "sure". But when we got there, she ended up seeing a different movie with another guy. I think I just got Risky McGee'ed.

(3) Sure, I told him I wasn’t going to have sex with him. But I didn’t let him know I was going to have GAY sex with him. It was a classic Risky McGee.
by GeorgeBuiltThisCity April 28, 2008
mugGet the Risky McGeemug.

enoch mcgee

A fancy way of calling somebody a severe dumbass.
Person 1: "Why is that bastard trying to eat our bricks?"

Person 2: "I don't know, probably an enoch mcgee."
by Kennnnnnnnnnnnnnnny May 21, 2024
mugGet the enoch mcgeemug.

sluts mcgee

A man or boy-man that has a the tendency to find loose easy woman sluts wherever he goes and take advantage of their nature to acquire coitus, by employing some form of charm, or charisma.

The sluts mcgee will often sweat oily grease from their skin profusely, giving them a reptile like glossy sheen. In some cases they also have a thick mat of black hair coating their body, giving them a resemblance to baboon spiders.
Oh look there's Simon, putting his finger into the mouth of that young lady. I wonder if she realises what a sluts mcgee he is.
by Spoilflesh March 10, 2016
mugGet the sluts mcgeemug.

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