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Marixa

A sexy girl who loves everyone, and they love her back. She gets all the boys. She's sexual but not a thot. She usually has curly dark hair. She can be very enjoyable to hang with and she will be either laughing or killing someone.
Marixa is a bad ass chick
by urban dictionary expert June 17, 2016
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Matroxulate

Noun or Verb (Usually)

To use a word that has absolutely no meaning or appropriate context whatsoever.

One most often matroxulates to confuse people, but matroxulation is NOT a code word (which does have a hidden meaning)

The word matroxulate is often used as a matroxulation of itself, see examples.
Shove your matroxulate into my matroxulate and matroxulate as hard as you can.

The dog was matroxulated by its owner; a felony in most states.

I ride my matroxulate to work.

If you matroxulate REALLY hard, you'll get into heaven!

Don't forget to wear a matroxulate every time!!! AIDS stops for no matroxulate!

Her matroxulate was slimy and sticky.

He missed her and matroxulated all over the floor.

Your mom gave me a matroxulate last night.

It was akward when the father walked into his bedroom and saw his daughter and wife matroxulating with some drunk guy, who was jiggling his matroxulator. He grabbed his 12 Guage matroxulator and chased the drunk matroxulator to timbuk two.

Don't forget to bring a matroxulate!

To matroxulate or not to matroxulate; that is the matroxulation.

We matroxulated in the back seat of the car. I won.
by Allah-Was-A-JEW! January 28, 2008
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Matriarticle

Noun - An anti-male article (report, study, image or document) propagated by the hate-group-movement formerly known as "feminism" (urban dictionary and encyclopedia dramatica).
Jezebel just released another Matriarticle claiming 1 in 4 women will be beaten and abused, without citing the sources or putting it into perspective to show how many men are affected by violence.

'Happy Father's Day to all the Single Moms" cards and sentiments are Matriarticles.

Women's Rights News on Facebook posts a lot of Matriarticles.

For a movement that claims to have the end goal of gender egalitarianism, feminist groups seem to be behind a lot of matriarticles in government and media.
by Beach Schlap June 20, 2013
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thug matrimony

1. When a nigga is married to the streets

2. First a nigga falls in thug love with a ho, then they have a pimped out wedding. Thats called thug matrimony, and then they live happily ever after in a thug mansion
Bitch! I dont need a ho. Thug matrimony dog! I'm married to da streets.
by sexiback October 3, 2007
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matriphony

Someone who pretends to be married to avoid awkward social situations that arise from being in a long-term monogamous relationship without tying the knot.
I can't get my girlfriend's grandmother to quit telling us to get married. I've decided to just be a matriphony around her -- she's pretty senile anyway.
by tychobrahesmoose August 10, 2009
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Matrim

he is a brown hair and brown eyed nice person and if you mess with his friends he will destroy you, he will be there for you when you really need it, he is always there to help, and if you break his heart its your funeral.
"hey Matrim i have been crying lately"
"okay who do i need to kill and why"
by shototodoroki25 May 14, 2020
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Matrixism

Budding religion being promoted by illiterate teenagers on the internet. Based around the movie The Matrix. Practicioners believe the real world is a hoax that's being pulled on us by robots, space aliens, or multinational corporations depeding on which one you ask. The key to open the door to perception is often thought to be acid, mushrooms, or some other drug. Because if the hippies taught us anything, they taught us that all the stuff you see on acid is real and makes perfect sense. Hey, good luck with that, guys.

There are several interesting parallels between the Matrix movies and the New Testament, however:

-In both cases, they start off with a somewhat reluctant Messiah figure who somehow transcends mortality before whizzing off into space (end of the first Matrix movie, Jesus' bodily assumption into heaven).

-Said Messiah figure says many interesting things, such as "Blessed are the meek" (New Testament), or "Whoa" (The Matrix).

-Both the Matrix movies and the New Testament start out well but eventually meander off into a disorganized pile of crap into which the authors threw every half-assed idea they could think of.

-Both end with a denouement that makes absolutely no sense and is completely unsatisfying.

Given the success of New Testament Christianity, Matrixism may well have what it takes to be a contender on the world's religious stage.
"Hello, sir! May I come in and talk to you about how Neo and Matrixism have changed my life? No? Oh well, Oracle bless you anyway."
by Bevets' Mom January 30, 2006
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