asscrackious maximus

being the biggest asscrack ever seen

that motherfuckin idiot is an asscrack"
"no he is an asscrackious maximus"

by jimmyg63 January 20, 2010

stupidus maximus

A term drawing insipration from the Harry Potter series which means a person with a very high stupid quotient. A person who takes stupidity to a whole new level.

Teacher: There are 5 birds sitting on a tree branch. I fire my gun and one bird dies. How many birds are left on the tree branch?

Stacy: 4

Teacher: None. They are disrurbed and scared by the gunshot and fly away.

" Stacy is stupidus maximus, like duh"

by Ballisimo October 15, 2013

vaginus-maximus

1. The "private area" of a female; specifically the area starting with the VULVA and ending with the uterus.

2. A wimpy individual.

Kiko: Imus in the morning? More like Vaginus-MaxIMUS in the morning! Ha ha ha!
Dani: ...

by Kiko February 8, 2004

Lqtmus Maximus

1- The lqtmus maximus is the major

muscle in the hahass that causes you to

lqtm, or laugh quietly to yourself. When

hyperextended it causes roflseizures. If

the muscle is torn, it causes you to lmao!

Patient- "I've been having some serious pain in my lqtmus maximus, doc."

Doctor- "Ah, it's because you ripped it snowboarding. Have you had any other symptoms?"

Patient- "Yes it caused me to laugh my ass off while watching Survivor."

by John NutNocker April 8, 2009

Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine

someone with God-given sex appeal, sure to turn heads when they walk into a room. Please, dont be alarmed, they love holding toes rather than hands, especially in the room you sleep in. A fighter since the womb, they will never back down from a challenge. Sure to be socially awkward art times, but you cant blame them, it takes two to create the child, and its not their mother's genes. They have a nice balance of morbid obesity yet cultured with a touch of racism. The best of both worlds one might say. Im so horny rn. Not only are their toes enormous, but so is their lower left intestine. It really gets everyone in the room gassed up. Along with luscious locks of hair, probably better than your moms, they have an uncanny resemblance to Lavar Ball (black middle aged man), but you will never hear them brag about it because of how humble they are. Basically to sum it up, this person is like taking Xanex and LSD while getting railed from the behind by a guerrilla-monster. Not to be mistaken for a guerrilla like harambe, because harambe was a pussy compared to this shit.

Person 1: "Doctor, please prescribe me something my anxiety and depression is making me want to eat ass."
Person 2: "I will prescribe you with a daily zoom call with my brotha fromah notha motha Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine, their raw sexual charisma will radiate through your body and cure your problems immediately

by erectile dysfunctional family May 18, 2020

maximum capacity

when your bases are loaded. when the toaster is full. when all three holes got a dick.

Kyle: Hey bro hit up Rob i met this cool chick and she's down for maximum capacity.

by raz December 28, 2016

Maximum density

A point where a material has its highest density

Water's maximum density is at 3.98 degrees celsius

by dbizdfvy May 15, 2019