mattivities

Activities/hobbies your average Matt or Matthew would do on a Tuesday at 3pm for example. Things can include kitesurfing, longboarding, all you can eat oyster bars, cliffjumping, mountain climbing, and shopping for a pair of sunglasses at a Walgreens.

Matt: Kyle, you wanna catch some wind with me at the park and get AYCE oysters?

Kyle: bro youre an EMT, I cant stand your Mattivities right now, besides its a fucking Wednesday afternoon.

by awesomeness128402747201836 July 3, 2024

Mathias

a tall man with a massive ABSOLUTELY RAVISHING WORLD BREAKING wang.

Guy 1: The world is ending!!! What could've caused it?!?
Guy 2: So Mathias's large wang has finally been released....

by mathiaslover69420 January 30, 2026

Mathias

another word for a huge massive shit

"man i really need to take a mathias after that game"

by goldenrene February 18, 2026

Mathias

Is a fat dwarf and is aggrassive as fuck and will use every insult he has and might be racist as fuck

Guy: Hey Mathias
Mathias: *Attacks in dwarf*

by MrGofye September 6, 2024

Mathis B.

A Mathis B. is an autistic child who survived a radioactive explosion. Mathis will stare at you intensely for hours while licking his lips voraciously. Avoid him at all costs, he will follow you everywhere becoming an inconvenience to a parasite.

Example 1: Ew, look at that person, they must be a Mathis B.

by papijugledembalsinmymouth November 18, 2024

Mahtivities

The actions and decisions made by people incapable of human thoughts. Describes the activities of wild monkeys as well as prehistoric apes, or that one unemployed friend on a Tuesday; actions taken by a person who would undoubtedly be taken by natural selection, a human dodo bird. Blissful ignorance.

You didn’t wake up for your exam this morning? That’s some mahtivities bro.

by Huugh Jasss August 18, 2025

cheyenne mathis

An amazing funny girl
Shes always bright and tries to bring out the best in people. She tries to keep everyone on the right path all tho some of her friends are on a totally differnt path. Shes shy at first but once you get to know her she wont shut up. Shes a horrible kisser :

Cheyenne mathis means a cool nice girl. Look at cheyenne over there getting them out of trouble!

by Lamp Shade? August 23, 2015