manpon

A male who is used like a tampon.

A manpon is a male in a marriage with a boss, male (the pitcher)(;=D~) or female.

Girls love to have a manpon to enjoy a free ride through life.

A true manpon can not spell daddy, i.e.: a real man spells it DADDY, a manpon spells it D4DDY.

Rainbower 1: 'Elton John is such a manpon in his marrige to Ricky Martin. Letting Ricki, quit his job to go back to school to try, maybe some decade, and make more money and actually contribute in their marriage.'

Rainbower 2: 'EJ would have been better off getting a piece of the Rock Hudson.'

by nostrings>w/wings August 22, 2010

manpon

What a gay guy needs if he's bitchy like he's having a period.

Hon, do you need a manpon?

by SparkyBaby August 19, 2008

Manpon

A string attached to a penis that has been devoured by abdominal fat. This assistive device helps locate and retrieve otherwise lost sign of manhood.

Nurse: "I went to cath Mr. Smith but I couldn't find his penis, I think he needs a manpon."

by Ms.WTF January 15, 2015

Manpon

A rolled up piece of toilet paper or paper towel placed in a mans anus after being raped. Usually used within prison. This prevents blood leakage that would give away what is happening either to him or to prevent the guards from finding out.

“Yo, you see that blood on jimmys jumpsuit? Looks like he needs a manpon”

by Heyitisyaboy June 19, 2019

manong

In Hawaii, "manong" is a slang word that refers to Filipino people.

It comes from the Ilokano word for "older male/brother/cousin".

Kawika: You know Finn? Ho, dat manong so akamai! (You know Finn? That Filipino is so smart!)
Jerry: I know right? Dat buggah get one perfect score on da last test! (I know right? That guy had a perfect score on the latest test!)

by suzukihmj October 2, 2020

Manon

Manon is the pretty girl who doesn’t know it enough, the one that everyone looks to because she is the best friend you could ever hope to have. She’s creative, she’s fun, she’s smart, she travels, she has good taste, she’s trustworthy. Even if she first appears shy, she always has a story to tell and makes friends like a breeze in the wind. She’s everything you could ask for in a person and more.

Manon is wifey material

by @ffll00 November 22, 2021

Manon

A mysterious countryside girl living her big-city life in Brussels. She's a vegetarian but when she had too much wine she'll eat droge worsten as if they grow on the trees.

I you get to meet a Manon, cherish her!!

- Oh my god this girl stole all of our droge worsten!!

- That's okay, it's a Manon, just don't give her any more wine.

by MichelFaucault January 9, 2023