manhole cover

Condoms for gay men.

Steve is down with the Rainbow, so he never leaves home without his manhole covers.

by Shawnster April 28, 2005

Manlet

A shorter fully grown male who just happens to be 5'6" or under. They are usually very angry and bitter and channel their aggression toward women as they fear normal-sized men. They also try to overcompensate with working out and belittling others.

Can you believe this manlet thinks that Angelina Jolie is ugly?

Our boss is such a manlet.. he fired a man who joked about his height today!

by PotatoSaladCraving February 29, 2016

Manolium

Floor tile, very similar to Linoleum.

Banene don't go in there! I just mopped the manolium!

by Tree_Hugger February 12, 2003

manhole theory

The notion that a homosexual man's sphincter can stretch to the diameter of a standard manhole cover.

The senator blasted the gay "deathstyle" by referring to the legendary capacity of some gay men to expand their rectum to manhole-size.

by jan warner September 15, 2004

mangles

The term used to describe pictures on myspace taken at angles, shortened from myspace angles to 'mangles'.

omg...her pictures are total mangles.

by eizoh April 10, 2006

Manhole Cover

Burying the face of your unfortunate female companion deep into the nether regions of your bung.

"She was all lame on the tip and wouldn't get on the nuts, so I grabbed her by the ears and gave her a manhole cover."

by delta1020 January 15, 2009

Manorexic

The slightly neurotic yet completely straight dude that refuses to eat certain desserts or asks about the carb count on his white bread, not because he is trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle, but because all that excess hydrogenation and those starchy grains are going straight to his thighs.

"Hmm...do you suppose this pita pocket is Best-Life approved?"

"I dunno, kid."

"Whatever, it's going straight to my thighs. I'm getting apples wedges. *slurps Diet Coke*

*Snorts* "Manorexic..."

by Jill A. February 9, 2008