Tom Macdonald

When you take a massive dump, and it stinks a lot, just like the real life Tom Macdonald's "music."

Sorry I was in the bathroom, was dropping a massive Tom Macdonald.

by AdamusPrime May 23, 2022

madonna

A pop singer who isn't the best singer, a musician who can't play an instrument, a self proclaimed Jew who isn't really Jewish and who sports an obviously fake English accent. Yet manages to snag the title of the most famous woman in the world. If this is true, it's probably for the sensless acts of stupidity she's commited over the years and the brainless Euro-wannabe sheep who blindly follow her like a cult leader who somehow think she at 50-something is still cool, pulling such moronic stunts just for publicity's sake.

Rodolfo: Wow, Madonna has a new album (in european spain accent)

Kenny: Dude she's old, can't sing, can't play an instrument, thinks she's Jewish, now has accent and she could go F**k herself.

by anonymous8000 April 3, 2008

madonna

Likely the most famous woman in the world. Her controversies and ever-evolving image have kept her in the biz for twenty plus years, though sometimes hurting her commercial success as opposed to empowering it.

She also has several nice tunes and the best pair of legs in Hollywood.

Ex. missionary to African orphan:
"Michael you are being adopted by Mariah Carey!"

Response:
"No, no - I won't have any food! Send that tiny Madonna for me PLEASE!"

by jackson222 October 15, 2006

maddenoliday

1. the day that the newest version of madden football is released. this day is considered a holiday by people who play video games frequently and/or enjoy madden football games.

2. the third tuesday of every august in which grown men call in sick to work to play a video game. this is also a holiday for the unemployed, kids, and inmates alike. this is because nobody else has the time/inclination to play a video game for an entire day, week, or in some cases that involve peoples mothers basement, an entire year

1. "maddenoliday is next tuesday"

2. "maddenoliday is on tuesday. so i'll get the day off and sleep in until 10am when the mall opens. when i get to the mall, i will wait in line for a half an hour, and show my reciept of purchase from march when i payed for the game. i will then bring the game home and play it all day while i enjoy chips and pepsi. i may have a "maddenangover" (see maddenangover) on wednesday and therefore possibly call in sick to work and play that day also. this may continue until i lose my job"

by kingoflb September 1, 2006

Bathtub Madonna

A portagee law jockey, or a poor man's version of the virgin mary in a half-shell.

These shrines most often house a statue of the Blessed Virgin and are constructed by upending an old bathtub and burying one end.

Fall River 1: Hey, Mariário look behind the chain link fence, is that a new bathtub madonna?

Fall River 2: Sim.

by 2Black2Strong February 11, 2012

john madden

A fat fuck who is talks incoherantly about football because he is busy stuffing his face with a 8 legged mutant turkey. Looks like a manatee.

boy look at john madden stuff his face

by Paul February 2, 2005

Madonna

An Old washed up whore who is as outdated as expired milk.

She continues to dress up as a tramp even though she is like 120 years old, she sings sound about her being sexually frustrated and giving bloweys through her hit songs Like 'like a prayer'

Madonna says she wants to give everyone blow jobs to who goes to her concert, bitch better take out her dentures and sweep the Cobwebs.

Madonna, A rare 1980's artifact that thinks she is 20 years old even though she is an antique that needs to be carbon dated.

by ThelovelyDictionary December 10, 2016