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Granny Muff

The bloated looking pouch just below the stomach/beltline, a result of having kids usually found on elderly women.
I know shes past menopause... it must be granny muff making her look bloated and pregnant.
by Wig Pusha May 16, 2013
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Bro Muffs

Any variety of the large, brightly colored, full ear head phones worn by men who could best best be described as Douche Bags. Typically worn at the gym, in tandem with cut tank tops and backward, flat billed hats.
" Did you see that meat head wearing the Bro Muffs? You think he ever washes the sweat out of those things?"
by MGJuhasz May 29, 2013
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Muff crunch

The female equivalent to teabagging, or the act of placing ones genitalia on the face of another, possibly not so willing, person. It's an act of derision and not to be taken lightly.
"Bro she just muff crunched you hahaha you suck at all the things Bro!"
by Velgost March 15, 2014
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Muff Moose

A buffed, studly, distinguished person or animal. Must not be too pretty; for example: Robert Redford was always a Muff Moose but Brad Pitt is not. A Siberian Husky is a Muff Moose but an Afghan is not, yet a bold character may imbue a Jack Russell Terrier with the quality of "Muffyness". The term originated in Placerville, CA and spread to the coastal and Tahoe areas of the state, becoming popular in the LGBT communities of those regions. It is now common to hear the term used in gay communities of major metropolitan areas and in those from whence it originated.
"That blonde UPS driver is a total Muff Moose."
by ratface83 February 13, 2015
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Muff ninja

To steal the woman your friend was planning on banging
I was a total muff ninja last night, sorry bro.
by Axon March 15, 2015
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jenner muff

"Dude, did you see Wager with that tranny?" "Yeah I bet he got him some jenner muff last night"
by byrdnuge September 25, 2015
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muff stain

Bodily fluid leaking from the vagina into a female's underwear causing the underwear to still show the remnants after washing.
I pulled her pants down only to find a huge muff stain on her panties. Pussy twat vagina
by 615mtrsports December 29, 2015
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