Hayden monk

A person who enjoys going to basildon cinema rather than lakeside as it is more "inconvenient"

What time are we meeting at basildon guys?

No HaYdEn MoNk wE aRe GoInG tO lAkEsIdE

by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018

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monke syndrome

At any given point of time, the max number of stages of MS is given by the cumulative dumbfuckery that person has carried out or thought about from his birth till that very specific point of time. By this definition, the max stages of MS can never decrease. It'll either remain constant in best case or keep on increasing.

Yesterday Monty was telling me that he was cool because some girl was stalking him via his instagram story

I think he is diagnosed with Monke Syndrome

by Neriv October 15, 2020

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crunke monke

a crunke monke is the moment when a small child (Ness or Lucas) abuses the funne monke (DK) during a smash ultimate game.

Karen almost recovered with her DK, but Jose had other plans and pulled a crunke monke and spiked DK off stage

by GalaxyKidd November 20, 2020

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Smack monk

When you beat ya dick

Girl : what you finna do ?

Me : smack monk !!!!!

by Elijah (thatboul.e) November 30, 2019

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Moist Monke

Moist Monke is when you make a gorilla erect from watching Zero Two hentai. Then rub petrol on the gorillas testicles, place the gorilla into a dog enclosure and watch them reproduce.

John: I’m going to moist monke.
Kevin: Ok, I’ll be watching frog lady then.

by Kev Likes Frog Lady January 9, 2021

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