- Dude check out that milf over there!
- What?! You think that flabby old hag is a milf?
- No man! Not that old raisin, i mean that sexy midget behind the carriage!
- Dude, that's her daughter
- Ooh...
- What?! You think that flabby old hag is a milf?
- No man! Not that old raisin, i mean that sexy midget behind the carriage!
- Dude, that's her daughter
- Ooh...
by fanimej April 6, 2008
Get the milf mug.Mulder I Love to Fuck. Fox Mulder + Dana Scully = Good Stuff
The act of Dana Scully having sex with Fox Mulder and you trying way to hard to imagine it.
The act of Dana Scully having sex with Fox Mulder and you trying way to hard to imagine it.
"Fox Mulder is my MILF. Oh hell ya."
by Jerbs September 4, 2007
Get the MILF mug.Max: I was with this girl the other day and she only wanted to talk about shoes.
Jake: Ugh she's sounds so mild.
Jake: Ugh she's sounds so mild.
by Rad.s April 25, 2017
Get the Mild mug.by Chemical Sam June 16, 2009
Get the Milf Central mug.A mature, chunky MILF with that big ham ass that you could just eat.
Not everyone's thing; but great for the guy who likes big booty and MILF.
Not everyone's thing; but great for the guy who likes big booty and MILF.
by Wizards Sleeve August 19, 2006
Get the fat ham MILF mug.An attempt to pass off incorrect usage or misspelling of a word or phrase as slang unique to one's own region. Most frequently used when the two people conversing do not live in close proximity to one another.
"You're a real donkie, you know that, Taylor?"
"Donkie? You mean, 'donkey'."
"No, I mean donkie. We say it all the time in Ontario, though I wouldn't expect you to know that."
"Mm. Well, Hannah is from Ontario and she's never used it before."
"Oh yeah? Hannah is from Toronto. We only use it in Scarborough."
"Donkie? You mean, 'donkey'."
"No, I mean donkie. We say it all the time in Ontario, though I wouldn't expect you to know that."
"Mm. Well, Hannah is from Ontario and she's never used it before."
"Oh yeah? Hannah is from Toronto. We only use it in Scarborough."
by RaspberryFoxtrot September 7, 2005
Get the Mildorism mug.Tasty beverage that is a derivative of a Sangria. Recipe:
1 glass wine
1 shot coconut rum (e.g. Malibu)
The wine is usually red, which works well, but white can be used based on your preferences. This recipe works best with a "table wine" or a blend rather than something that is top shelf or a wine that has lots of tannins.
This drink can either be mixed in a batch and served, or can be created by on fly by a "sneak attack". That is where someone drops the shot in someone's wine glass when they aren't looking.
The reason it is call a 'MILF Wrecker' is that it seems to make hot mom's want to do crazy things and all undergarments to instantly switch one female to the left.
1 glass wine
1 shot coconut rum (e.g. Malibu)
The wine is usually red, which works well, but white can be used based on your preferences. This recipe works best with a "table wine" or a blend rather than something that is top shelf or a wine that has lots of tannins.
This drink can either be mixed in a batch and served, or can be created by on fly by a "sneak attack". That is where someone drops the shot in someone's wine glass when they aren't looking.
The reason it is call a 'MILF Wrecker' is that it seems to make hot mom's want to do crazy things and all undergarments to instantly switch one female to the left.
At the gym.
Susan: Hey, Jill! How was the party last night? You don't look so good.
Jill: Awesome. I got hit by a couple MILF Wreckers though, and don't know what happened. I woke up the next day wearing someone else's panties.
Susan: Hey, Jill! How was the party last night? You don't look so good.
Jill: Awesome. I got hit by a couple MILF Wreckers though, and don't know what happened. I woke up the next day wearing someone else's panties.
by AnonOnFire March 16, 2010
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