Mash man

Mash man is the 3 meanings

1 eats mash
2 mashes his cat
3 mashes his fucking x button on his fucking ps4

Mash man is a fucking gay bastered that's deletes his game because he is a sexual
Mash man mashes his cat asshole if mash isnnot made probably

If mash man's mash is not made up to the right mashing standers he'll kill him self

If kill himself doesn't work he'll slit his wrists with potato peeler

Person 1: Duna duna duna duna mash man

Everyone else: run away from mash man before he sits on you

by Scott_fingers_cats February 12, 2022

Mashing Potatoes

The sexual act of two men violently slamming or grinding their testicles against each other.

Ryan ruptured one of his balls again last night while he was mashing potatoes with Tommy.

by Bobbyvento October 12, 2021

Gorilla Mash

The name given to the sexual act of Jizzing on your partners face (Facial). Similar to a gorilla mask but without the pubic hair

Also known as a Facial or Pulling Out

Dave: You give her a gorilla mask?

Cameron: Nah i had no hair.

Dave: So a gorilla mash.

by Heff Heff Heff January 09, 2012

Mash-acre

When a man or woman wants to do unforgiveable sexual acts to another member of the opposite sex.

Jim: WOW! She is hot!!!
Scott: I would hit that!
Jim: I would totally mash-acre that chit

by thejokeisyourface November 02, 2009

Letter Mashing

1: Randomly entering nonsensical letter into an online competitive word game, like "Word With Friends" in hopes of the game accepting it.

2: A good excuse for cheating.

*Plays "liripip"*

"Yes! It accepted it!"

"Dude, what the hell was that?!"

"I donno, I was just Letter Mashing....."

*Plays "xylopolist"*

"Hehe 120 points, he can't win now"

"Dude, what the hell was that?!?!"

"I Donno, I was just Letter Mashing"

"Sure dude, sure."

by Raynesta August 12, 2011

Mash Flob

Mash Flob, noun.: A slang term coined over the Valentine's Day and Mardi Gras weekend in 2010 by the PlayStation Home community for a "flash mob," via a play on spelling/pronounciation.

Avatar 1: "Hey! Have you heard that there's going to be a mash flob in the Mall around 2pm?"

Avatar 2: "Yeah! We're all going to dress up in green and wear Mardi Gras masks, dance around the Home logo in front of the waterfall and do the Hero pose."

Avatar 1: "This is going to be EPIC AWESOME! See you there!"

by GlassWalls March 05, 2010

Sour Mash

When the semen used from a previous jerk session is used as the lube for following session. Derived from the definition used in the whiskey making process.

So I wanted to rub it again after I was finished but I ran out of lube. Had to use a sour mash.

by miguel123 January 06, 2014