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hell magnet

Term created by famous TFL Youtuber Oreo man. Used to define men who have incredibly awful luck and are likely forced to be lonely virgins because of these uncontrollable conditions. The term is also synonymous with incel.
Jake: Hey Simon did you talk to that girl?
Simon: Yeah, she ran into the bathroom shortly after and called the cops on me.
Jake: Man you’ll get a girl eventually.
Simon: Nah man, it’s been 25 years, I’ve tried so hard, I might as well break bread with Satan because I’m obviously a hell magnet.
by Save my soul February 28, 2021
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Magnetic Hands

Someone who steals from someone else aka pickpocket
That woman who comes round to clean grandmas house has magnetic hands
by Doncorelone April 8, 2011
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mamas magnet

A "mamas magnet", describes someone who constantly feels the need to be around their mothers to an unnatural extent. In the same way a magnets would attract to an object.
Omg, Jake is such a mamas magnet. He even followed his mom to the bathroom.
by Gisanchez July 29, 2017
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magnets milo

my best friend ever omg slay, we may be exes, but hes one of the cool ones ya knowww. so like slay idk what to put here Milo is super cool and amazing anc cool and hes also pretty -Mira
"MILO IS GAY" "MAGNETS MILO DISCORD"
by MiraKamakura'sSlvt May 15, 2022
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sausage magnet

Hey bro, your Nissan GTR attracts so many guys it's a sausage magnet!
by chillyZ January 1, 2017
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Sketch Magnet

Someone who constantly attracts attention from sketchy people.

A sketch magnet may or may not enjoy the shady people who always want to associate with them.
Girl 1: "Yeah, remember that sleazy guy I hooked up with back in the day? He wants to hang out again next time he's in town."

Girl 2: "Gross. You're such a sketch magnet."
by SunnyMuffinss April 7, 2011
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Seimen Magnet

A Seimen Magnet is someone who attracts STD's at a quicker pace than the rest of those who are sexually active. You can generally recognise these types by their plasterboard makeup, low cut tops, almost invisible skirts despite the weather being a minus degree or several outside. Also see 'slut', 'sure thing' and 'how soon can I get a doctors appointment?' for more information.
"If you want to get laid, just go find a Seimen Magnet at the club. But double rubber it."
by Geektacular February 10, 2015
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