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Naked Muffin Ladies

The Ultimate Male Fantasy:
Either a muffin in the shape of a lady, or a living female, fully composed of muffin, both varieties have a disticnt lack of clothing. The only essential ingrediant is the cherry placed in the middle.
Adam: Dude!, your eating a naked muffin lady!

Ally: I know!, it's awesome!, and i just popped the cherry!!!, i have a whole box of naked muffin ladies, you want one?

Adam: Hell yeah i do!!!
by Al-Svanchez May 15, 2007
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ladiez

1)Its used as a dumbass alternative to "ladies"
GhettoBoi1: YO WERE DA LADIEZ AT?!?!!!1
by Dan December 18, 2004
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Little girls going hard on single ladies

A YouTube video of a group of very young girls dancing erotically to Beyonce's hit song. Responsible for thousands of Chris Hansen victims and controversial video comments.
After seeing "Little girls going hard on single ladies," I have a newfound sympathy for all the victims of Dateline NBC's Chris Hansen.
by Nathan44294 July 5, 2010
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Loaded Dervish

The world's best skate or longboard. Perfect for cruising, dancing, carving, sliding, and anything else you can throw at it.
Bro I just shredded the gnar with my Loaded Dervish.

Dude, my laybacks are so sick on my Loaded Dervish.
by Gorillazbmx6 September 19, 2009
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loaded

containing ammunition.
Ja Rule: "Nigga why you laughing at me? I'm gonna shoot yo wanksta ass for the 10th time...HOLLA!"
50 Cent: "You dumb cookie monster-ass bitch! That shit ain't loaded! HAHAHA! But this here gun is, motherfucker! I think about the game and what it's like and WHAT WOULD IT BE WITHOUT YOU?!!!" (BANG BANG!)
by Nick D May 30, 2003
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loaded nachos

When a woman shits herself while also having a severe yeast infection and her period.
She was so drunk and wanted me to go down on her. I almost did until she dropped her pants and I saw her loaded nachos. I puked everywhere.
by supersab September 16, 2010
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Loafie

someone who is your rock and is always there for you,
someone sweet, kind and generous
Awww Loafie!

Some people have a rock, I have a loaf - they are much softer to fall back on
by loafielover1366 November 20, 2012
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