aka LVP
the one actual real housewife of beverly hills, restaurateur, living legend and my favorite brit.
Lisa Vanderpump is a great person and an icon.
the one actual real housewife of beverly hills, restaurateur, living legend and my favorite brit.
Lisa Vanderpump is a great person and an icon.
by diamondsandrosedarling November 21, 2021

Someone though surrounded by dudes is unable to get any action due to her high expections and thus returns to masturbation to get off. Also known as a Dirty Lisa.
by Frïdjon March 11, 2015

by Beckett the Emo kid May 26, 2022

by Rcthepenguin August 30, 2023

by MommasG January 14, 2017

When your girl is giving you head, you pull out, cum on her face, and brush your junk over her forehead like a paintbrush, watching her expression go completely blank like the painting
My girl told me to surprise her that night, so as I was about to finish, I gave her a Mona Lisa.... Surprise!!!!!
by MizzouViking March 8, 2019

by oh sick,dude !!!!!! May 1, 2004
