Life sucks , then you die.But first life rapes you up the ass and slits your throat and leaves you to die.Then a gang comes along and beats the fuck out of you and takes your wallet.Then you get ran over repeatedly by a garbage truck.Then liberals tell you to be more sensitive.And then , if your lucky , you die.
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Life of Boris is YouTube channel from Tallin, Estonia. In 3rd April 2019, channel have 2.181.400 subscribers, but number of them is increases all time. Channel is held by guy called Boris who uploaded his first video on his birthday, 4.may of 2015. Name of that video is "Cab driver Boris: THE CHEEKI BREEKI BEGINS - A slav montage". Not so much things are knowed about owner of channel since in every his video he wears balaclava and doesn't talk much about his private informations. His name is Boris, he was born in 4.may (year unknown, maybe 1989 or younger). In videos he speaks English and use strong Russian accent and since few times he talked on Russian very well it's possible that Russian language is his native and that he is from Russia. Some sources said that he is maybe born in Bulgaria from Moldavian or Russian parents but that is not confirmed. Most known thing is that he live in Estonia now. Except main channel, there is another one speacialy made for uploading videos of playing Slavic games, called GopnikGaming. Boris is also owner of Weslav.com web store where he sells hoodies , t-shirst, ushankas and other things with motives of Slavic life and his channel. Life of Boris channel also can be followed on Instagram (@the_life_of_boris), Twitter (@life_of_boris) and many other social networks. Also you can easily contact him via e-mail address squatsuperstar at gmail dot com .
Welcome to the official Life of Boris YouTube channel! On this channel, you’ll find a variety of Gaming, Cooking, Reviews, Animation and Tutorials content, including Slav games, GTA gameplay, Live gaming, On a Budget recipes, Slav cooking, How to Make guides, Country Reviews, Car Reviews and animated content. -official description of channel on YouTube.
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