Beep Beep Lettuce

Beep Beep Lettuce

Mike: Hey Jim. Jim: Beep Beep Lettuce

by TriTimes December 11, 2018

Beep beep lettuce

A legendary meme god who is the greatest athlete of all time

Beep Beep lettuce is a god at soccer.

by Matt.wazz September 15, 2018

eat my lettuce

1. The act of administering or performing oral sex upon a female.

2. A female requesting one perform oral sex on her

Female: "Frank, I would love it if you would eat my lettuce in bed tonight."

by James234678900 March 14, 2014

beep beep lettuce

A way to say goodbye.

Friend: Alright, beep beep lettuce!
Me: beep beep lettuce!

by hithereurbandiconary November 15, 2016

Tobacco lettuce sandwich

Packing a bowl in the order of weed, tobacco, weed.

Dude can you pack me a moke? Sure, but I call it a tobacco lettuce sandwich

by Thisistotallyrandom November 10, 2022

Lettuce Mouth Jimmy

If you're actually seeing this, it means I succeeded in life. I will now go submit myself to the anti-Christ, as I have reached my end life goal. Thank you.

"Yo dude! You look like a soggy sock!"
"I know!"
"Lettuce Mouth Jimmy is Autistic! He ate his desk last week!"

by JenniferJiz February 11, 2019

Lettuce Wrapped Hamburger

Something that seems good on the outside, but is actually bad for you on the inside.

Josh seemed like a good guy, but he's really just a prick, he's like a lettuce wrapped hamburger.

by radioturtle December 5, 2021