your ass is grass and i'm the lawn mower 

The expression of which your ass is grass comes from if you hear this you better get out of town because you're likely to get shot hung or end up with your head on a stick

Idiot1: oh dude I am so dead
Idiot2: yep that's quite a bit of a fender bender there
- idiot1 gets home-
Idiot1's roommate: heard you my moped just want you to know ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Idiot1:* shit himself*

And that my assholes is how the term:
Your ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Turned into: your ass is grass

your ass is grass and i'm the lawn mower by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 June 26, 2018

Get off my lawn 

The way a grumpy old man greets small children playing soccer while he's sitting in a rocking chair.

Children: Sir? Can we have our ball back?
Grumpy old man: GET OFF MY LAWN!!!11ONEONE!!1!!!!1

Get off my lawn by Honkbalpet December 11, 2010

mow the lawn 

when a man or woman hasn't shaved their pubes in a long time, and they grow a bush, and they shave the bush off.

"Damn girl, you're smooth!" "Yeah I know! I hadn't shaved in a while so I decided to mow the lawn."

mow the lawn by coochieman69 May 1, 2010

Mow your lawn 

To perform a noisy service that keeps people awake.

Hey Janice! Next time your boyfriend's over to "mow your lawn", can it not be when people are trying to sleep?

Mow your lawn by AceingOnDaCake May 29, 2021

whatever mows your lawn

see whatever lights your candle

dya wanna go to the cinema or bowling
whatever mows your lawn

whatever mows your lawn by Lel July 23, 2005

Oak Lawn 

A village just southwest of Chicago that is known for a severe tornado that tore it apart back in the 1960's. Also known as Stroke Lawn and Joke Lawn, due to its doofis political leaders. Also known in GuinnessBook of World Records repeatedlyas the noisiest town in the USA, due to constant ambulances going to the local trauma center all day and night, 24-7-365, many times with shot up Chicagoland Gang Bangers. Additionallythere are non sto train horns,loud trucks, cars and motorcycles, and mentally disturbed people everywhere causing disturbances , noise, and problems. Barking dogs are everywhere, and all the rental apartments are section 8 buildings. The town is basically an extention of Chicago. The local politicians are known for being boozers and lazy slackers who fail to do much other than to let the good busineses slip away and close, and get them replaced with garbage ghettolike fast food joints, which bring in more Section 8 types. There aretraffic jams everywhere, and the street lights are poorly sinchronized, causingconstant delays, and will make you take 20 minutes or so just to drive thru a town only a few miles long. There are also all sorts of signs posted everywhere, as the Mayor is a sign-happy Dimwit. Pretty much run just like Chicago, same mentality, and many of the same problems, due to shallow thinking and mentality. Complaints about ongoing problems are seldom addressed properly and rectified. It's pass the buck, Chicago Style. Patronage Lackeys

Oak Lawn was once a good place to live, but now sucks thanks to the politicians being lazy slackers.

Oak Lawn by Rory O'Doul June 13, 2018

Mowing the lawn

kinda like shaving ur pubes

I'm going to mowing the lawn.

Mowing the lawn by The horses sent me 555 April 5, 2017