like a schoolie on Valentine's Day 

Very excitedly and constantly checking your email, only to find the message you wish was there has not arrived yet.

1.

I was checking my messages like a schoolie on Valentine's Day all morning, and still no job offer.

2.

Dick: Where are you rushing off to?

Susy: I have to see if Tony has written me an email.

Dick: Woman, you are acting like a schoolie on Valentine's Day. Tony hates you.

like a schoolie on Valentine's Day by AxtoGrind July 3, 2009

Like my balls 

A phrase, similar to "that's what she said," added to the end of almost any sentence for humorous effect.

That truck is huge...
Like my balls!

Like my balls by superbill22 July 6, 2011

Like a Hass 

To do something in a boss-like fashion, but better--with the cold-hearted determination of a half ginger, the brilliance of a thousand suns, and the finesse of a unicorn.

Symptoms include being a total lightweight, gingerness, toothpick legs, and an unfair height advantage.

"I just conquered all of Calculus in a mere five minutes."

"...LIKE A HASS!"

"After getting drunk at Sprecher's, I serenaded my bff with Lean on Me in a bathroom stall."

"...LIKE A HASS!"

Like a Hass by Kellobeany June 17, 2012

like nine 

Like nine is a west coast surfer type saying which is a phrase of positive approval. The saying may have come from the excitement surfers would have describing very good waves because they were almost nine feet. Hence the excited statement "like nine, brah". Brah meaning bro for brother.

The waves were like nine brah

Dude we're so going to crush it the waves are killer like nine brah

Right on

like nine by misp October 19, 2013

like base 

The minimum number of likes you will receive on any upload (Facebook, Instagram, etc). A member of the like base is expected to provide regular likes.

Matt: Has Annabel liked your photo yet?
Michael: Nah but she's a member of the like base, it won't be long now.

like base by ChiffonBeef January 2, 2014

like sherman through atlanta 

To pursue something with such fierce determination and with the intention of succeeding with no thought of the consequences or a possibility of collateral damage

Kymberlie pursued that audition spot for lead guitarist with DYK Illusion at The House of Blues like Sherman through Atlanta.

like sherman through atlanta by KImCobain March 5, 2015

Like Hitchcock 

Much like calling a moron "Einstein", "Like Hitchcock" is used towards a film, from average to poor quality, when comparing it to a film of even worse quality. Putting the two side by side, it makes the original choice appear of a far substantial standard.

After seeing "Fake Awful Movie", it's easy to say "Fake Mediocre Movie" feels like Hitchcock.

Like Hitchcock by AceDonald May 27, 2015