Danny Keller

The coolest cat to ever grace the earth with his presence. The bees knees. The cream of the crop. The cat's pajamas.

Synonyms: The Great One, The Dragon Born, Da Trooph, Al Capone

Hottie Groupie: "Dayum, who's that smokin hawt cool kid over there?"

Dude #1: "Oh that's Danny Keller"

Hottie Groupie: "wow, what. a. hunk."

by J-Bone147 January 30, 2012

hellen-keller-breed

Someone who is beyond the point of retarded. They are so stupid they should be classified as dumb, deaf, blind and retarded.

You are such a hellen-keller-breed, you stupid fag.

by Sccoby Doo's Left Nut July 12, 2019

Kelli Garner

Kelli Brianne Garner (born April 11, 1984) is an American actress. Not very famous but is working her way up. She was born in Bakersfield, grew up in Thousand Oaks, and currently resides in Calabasas, California. She began her career when she was discovered at a friends Bar Mitzvah, and made her film debut at age 16 in director Mike Mills's short Architecture of Reassurance (1999), a Sundance Film Festival entry. Her performance captured the attention of director Larry Clark (Kids (1995)), who cast her in her first feature film, in the role of the drug-addicted teen, Heather Swallers, in the controversial docudrama Bully (2001), establishing Kelli as a fiery young talent. After sharpening her teeth on television and independent films, the edgy young actress earned a part as the 1940's Hollywood ingénue (opposite Leonardo DiCaprio) in Martin Scorsese's The Aviator (2004) making her Moviefone's Rising Star. Soon after, she reunited with Mike Mills in his 2005 Sundance Film Festival hit Thumbsucker (2005), and proved her ability to shine in comedy, and handle her first leading role, starring opposite Tommy Lee Jones in Man of the House (2005/I). Kelli just recently received rave reviews in New York for her Off-Broadway performance in "Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead". In her spare time, she enjoys playing the guitar and writing songs. With her multi-talents, winning smile, and on screen charm, Kelli is most definitely a breakout star waiting to happen. She is also keeping a very modest attidude when it comes to being famous, as stated in this quote she said "Hollywood can be an ugly place, and it can do ugly things to you. I want to avoid that side of it as much as possible, and I also want to do so much more with my life than just act. Like travel, read books, open my own bakery".

Kelli Garner, An Amazing Aspiring Actress

by flapjack12 September 3, 2009

Kellen

Kellen is someone who is a great person. He is very sweet. Sometimes he does get angry but when he calms down he’s back to being him sweet self. He has a caring heart and is very funny. Kellen is the type of guy who does not talk about his feelings but can show them by his body language. He will love you for you. If you have a Kellen in your life keep him forever and ever. Don’t ever lose a Kellen cause if you do you will regret it for a very long time.

Omg look there’s Kellen! His girlfriend is so lucky to have!

by Nohatehere August 15, 2019

Madison Kelley

One of the most amazing boys I have ever met. Pretty much the perfect guy: smart, extremely cute, funny, great accent (even though he thinks I'm crazy), and actually nice unlike a lot of people. Someone who is always up for anything and always there for his friends. The best friend a girl could ask for... and one that I am really going to miss. A guy who derserves a great girl who will treat him like the prince charming he is and will appreciate what a truly amazing boy he is. Truely would make the perfect boyfriend and will make the perfect husband someday. The boy that any girl would be lucky to have.

Someone says- madison kelley is here..
Interrupted by girls (and some boys) yelling- omg madison kelley! he's so hot he's so great we just love him!!

An amazing boy! and one of my best friends

by Kelsey Orr October 13, 2008

The Helen Keller

Ejaculate in a girls mouth, poke her in the eyes and clap her ears, temporarily making her deaf, blind and mumbling, much like Helen Keller.

Mary likes to talk after sex so I decided to give her the Helen Keller to shut her up.

by P-Dizzle-Sizzle February 5, 2010

Kellie Janez

the most amazing girl you could ever meet, she's beautiful, smart, funny, amazing, exceeds at everything she does, sexy, loves to hang out, perfect everything, burps a lot, Godly, always there for you, put up with your shi* and will never leave. the girl you want to marry. you're bestest friend in the world.

I am so glad i met "Kellie Janez" :).

by jtown777 October 31, 2011