keysys

A group of boys, usually part ethnic/middle eastern, often having their great, great, great gandmother's uncle's sister being a quarter ethnic which naturally makes them beleieve that they are full in that nationality. The group is aged around 16 - 19 that generally reside in the suburb of keyborough keysy and hang out at local shopping centre Parkmore or at Hungry Jacks or neighboroughing suburbs such as noble (noble park), springy (springvale) springy sth (springvale south) and dandy (dandenong). They roam the streets like they own it and rock up to parties only to ruin them and start fights, sporting kappa, adidas and nike clothing, usually tracksuits. Generally high school dropouts (or getting kicked out of coomoora, chandler and wellington) now completing an apprentiship spending all their money on smokes, runners and their cars. Main weapon is trolley poles and their mobiles (stolen) to call their carload of mates. They believe '3173' were the best numbers ever invented.

Person one: "Oh my god bro, did u hear what happened to Jim?"
Person two: "Narrh wat happened?"
Person one: "He got bashed by the keysys"
Person two: "Farrrk"

Person one: "You going to the party in noble?"
Person two: "Narr the keysys will be there"

Person one: "Yer i saw ***** the other day.."
Person two: "The keysy boy?"
Person one: "Yerh and he asked me if I wanted to be in a keysy boy"
Person two: "Really man, wat u say?"
Person one: "I said nahhh, you know, its just good to have them as mates if you have trouble"

by graff September 26, 2006

keyspazz

Keyspazz or keyspazzing is the random striking of keys, often used to express anger, frustration or surprise. It is commonly used in chatrooms and instant messengers.

Keyspazz can also be used as a reason for making a typo.

Jose: MSWord froze. MY ENTIRE REPORT IS GONE. OMG.
Bhree: D: That sucks.
Jose: ASDKL;ASKJDAKJSASJH

Bhree: So I went to classd; today.
Bhree: class* Sorry about that keyspazz. xD

by Bhree June 5, 2007

keyster bunny

The keyster bunny is the lucky prisoner who goes on work furlong or gets a pass for a family emergency. He then shoves all the drugs he can find up his ass and then gives them to his buddies back in the slammer.
Everybody feels its easter, but the eggs came from the keyster.

Come up on a sharp and some smokes, loc--the keyster bunny came early this year.

by Withheld for your protection December 9, 2008

keyshun

Keyshun is a very handsome guy and is really on that and makes his own money and never needs no one. A very smart person but does not like to be tried and will pull up or take off on any nigga that come at him sideways.

Girl I heard he act just like a keyshun you better fuck with him.

by Demarcus willian July 17, 2017

keyser

Keyser is a shithole town in West Virginia that has absolutely nothing to do. Keyser is mostly populated by extremely arrogant senior citizens that complain, overuse the bathrooms, and drive entirely too slow on the roads.

Guy 1: Dude, have you been to Keyser lately?

Guy 2: Nah man, that place sucks...nothin to do but old
ladies. I don't play that game, man.

by Keyser Native June 21, 2008

Keyswinger

A keyswinger is an individual who carries their keys on a lanyard, and swings them in a circular motion while walking. Keyswingers are typically males between the ages of 18 and 26. Keyswingers are often found in packs on college campuses as well as at workout facilities around the world. Keyswingers are often easily identifiable even when they are not swinging said keys. They can be distinguished by one or more of the following, fraternity t-shirt or nipple tank, one or more tribal tattoos, straight brimmed hat being worn backwards with or without sunglasses resting on the brim of said hat, or sunglasses hanging from the neck of said fraternity t-shirt or nipple tank.

The only exception to this is when an individual is a senior in high school.

Friend 1: Dude, that fuckin' Keyswinger nearly hit me with his keys.
Friend 2: I know! They shouldn't be allowed out of their frat houses.

by tlskxchris October 17, 2009

Keyshits

After a long night of drinking Keystone Light, one wakes up in the morning and feels a lower abdominal pain that causes them to rush out of bed and take a shit. This shit is soft and airy and usually smells like 50:50 mixture of Keystone and shit. This dump will last anywhere from 15-45 minutes and usually is followed by subsequent shits later in the day.

Man i was having a sick dream until i woke up and had some nasty keyshits

Fred: What the fuck is that smell?

Bob: I just blew up the bathroom with keyshits from all those keystones last night.

by poppa poop dick April 28, 2010