Keyshits

After a long night of drinking Keystone Light, one wakes up in the morning and feels a lower abdominal pain that causes them to rush out of bed and take a shit. This shit is soft and airy and usually smells like 50:50 mixture of Keystone and shit. This dump will last anywhere from 15-45 minutes and usually is followed by subsequent shits later in the day.

Man i was having a sick dream until i woke up and had some nasty keyshits

Fred: What the fuck is that smell?

Bob: I just blew up the bathroom with keyshits from all those keystones last night.

by poppa poop dick April 28, 2010