Alan Keith

the actual bro that can tre flip and stab children

that was a joke he doesnt stab children

the big al-ster: *does kickflip* *sips 2litre bottle of irn bru*
primary 3 snakes: oh my god its alan keith *does gortnite dance*
alan: *crushes all their skulls*

by itzz_dylan_watson August 26, 2019

J Keith Rudd

A whiny ass little shitbird who bitches and moans about everything, one who also likes sex with large black men.

Dude, Billy is acting like a real J Keith Rudd.

by Dixienormous11291 October 21, 2020

tuuli kethavath

tuuli kethavath: oyster eater

That kid over there is such a tuuli kethavath.

by bella29381 November 27, 2021

Kinky keith

An old man that existed when the dinosaurs were around and who touches kids up

Kinky Keith is older than prince charles

by Aldi manager69 February 11, 2023

To Keith

A verb

To live a rockstar lifestyle of sex, low carbs and music, as a retiree on a small, expensive island.

Person 1:
Hey man, what you doing today?

Person 2:
Not much, I’m just Keithing around.

Person 1:
When I retire, I just want to Keith around. Chase young skirt, play my guitar and live the good life.

by Bermuder April 2, 2023

Doing a Keith

Styling out a ladder freefall with the grace of a ballerina but blitzing a gallon of paint on every surface in sight.

Today I was carrying a tin of pain but ended up doing a Keith.

by meggaLeggendz July 9, 2020

christine loves keith

Unique “”Some one who is special in one another’s life who keeps each other happy complete and balanced. Often made for each other having what some might say a special unique once in a life time love hold on to your Christine And Christine hold on to your Keith your both rear and make the world a better place together you can accomplish anything😍😍😍💯💯💯

Christine loves Keith walked around and fell in love.

by Love DR$80 May 25, 2020