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the keith

Putting your testicles over your woman's eyes, and your penis over her nose, gonzo, with an added bonus of farting on her forehead, leaving a poop mark.
I gave my girlfriend the keith, and she is no longer my girlfriend.
by K-Nastee October 7, 2011
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tay keith

tā•kēTH | verb

1. to physically f*ck someone or something up
2. to audibly f*ck someone up (ex: Never Recover, Sicko Mode, Shine, etc.)
I Tay Keith
You Tay Keith
He/She/They Tay Keith

That Record Tay Keith'd TF Out My Eardrums.
We Tay Keith'd That Presentation.
Yooo He Tay Keith'd Dude Last Night.
by T.P.E November 7, 2018
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cheeky Keith

When a straight man/woman went to a gay bar and pulled a gay person
Jack went to G A Y and done a cheeky Keith
by Joseph fritz August 2, 2017
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Chase Keith

The one person my friend says is cute 24/7
“Woah, Chase Keith is sOoooOo CuTe!!!” Says my friend.
by schnapplemyapple August 22, 2019
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The Keith (Lee) Effect

The Keith (Lee) Effect is the sudden financial improvement of small food chains. This effect has been named after a Tik-Tok legend named Keith Lee, who has taken over 2022 and 2023 and helps/promotes small businesses by rating their food on his page.
OMG, Mom, Keith Lee rated our food. Get prepared for The Keith (Lee) Effect ! <3
by ScientistFromFinland March 11, 2023
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King Keith Klan

ALL HAIL KING KEITH
I AM KING KEITH
FOLLOW ALL RULES OF KEITH
WE ARE THE KKK
by KING KEITH KLAN December 3, 2018
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Toby Keith

Untalented country douchebag who saw a vast untapped market in making CDs full of songs exploiting American troops and advocating extreme nationalism and selling them to uninformed, educated assholes who incorrectly equate patriotism with jingoism and unquestionable loyalty to the Bush administration.

After finding out that being a shill for the Bush administration made him more money than doing commercials for Ford trucks and 10-10-220 he recorded even more such songs, becoming even more of a sellout than he was before that time. He also shot his mouth off with unwarranted and unwelcome comments about the Dixie Chicks, who are better Americans and better patriots than he could ever think of becoming.
Toby Keith is a loudmouthed, ingorant piece of shit.
by Samurai Sam September 18, 2006
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