Kelpy G

The god of jazz, Kelpy G is the unsung hero of Spongebob Squarepants. Kelpy G's music will sooth your body and soul. The cult of Kelpy G is usually associated with this character, the cult aims to bring Kelpy G to every boy and girl, no LGBT though because Kelpy G hates libtards. Kelpy G spends his time on his TV show, and he also performs for the smellies. Kelpy G is the absolute best character in the Spongeoverse. Kelpy G is an avid supporter of Pro Life and Pro Guns, he usually appears at anti-lgbt and anti-liberal rallies

Have you heard Smooth Jazz by Kelpy G?
Yes, i love that song

by BobbyBBob April 12, 2019

Keepin' it real

Defined by Chris Rocks as someone who does not want to better themselves through education. "Yo, are you going to school bro?", "No, I'm keepin' it real". To which Chris Rock replies "yeah, Real Stupid!".

"Did you graduate high school"?

Naw man, I'm keepin' it real!

by Randy Smith October 8, 2007

KEEP IT REAL

to not inhibit yourself or pretend to be something you are not.

do you know today's dow jone industrial average?
I don't know that shit, keep it real!

by paul allen March 3, 2003

keep in check

Noun:
1. To hold a person in your control.
2. To keep a person afraid of you.

"Ayo, gotta keep that bitch in check!"
"Nigga please, that little cunt is shitting his pants when he sees me, gotta keep the fuck in check."

by Dan K. June 5, 2003

Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed

The act of hoping and wishing that the girl you want to have sex with actually will.. soon

(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)

Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed

Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"

Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."

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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."

Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."

by TastesLikeLemons57 February 24, 2011

keep it pushin

To keep moving forward with day to day operations. Even despite tragedy.

Similar to, "The show must go on"

That's sad news that little Chris got shot. Ima miss that n*gga but we gotta keep it pushin'.

by Truth by Daylight February 11, 2008

keppy

state of chill, relaxed, high, stoned

dude ur so keppy right now

im so keppy man

by bobb bob bobb September 25, 2009