jangelaphobia

Phobia of Jell-O.

Don't get that Jell-O near me, I have jangelaphobia.

by garnetandgold December 23, 2009

liam robert thomas jones

sexy little bitch that works in galleries

"o hi liam robert thaomas jones"

"o hi is that liam robert thomas jones?"
"yeah"
"no? alright ill try again later"

by Janice-Louise June 21, 2008

Mrs. Jones

1.) adj. To be a Mrs. Jones; A woman who has an affair with a man while she is in a relationship. See adultery

2.) adj. a describing word for one who cheats in a game.

3.) noun. A song by the title "Me and Mrs. Jones" was recorded by billy paul in 1972. The song is often refered to as Mrs. Jones.

You know she has a boyfriend, but she's my Mrs. Jones.

by iAm_theElemental January 26, 2011

T-Jones

Texas slang for Mother or Grandmother.
Mostly used in the Dallas area.
I never heard it in Houston...

Sometimes used as slang for someones Play Mother/Play Mom

'Dayum my T-Jones got beat up by one of her baby daddy last night'

by Dont-Be-Skurrd June 12, 2004

JonBenet

A beautiful little girl who was murdered on Christmas Day, 1996. The investigation was somewhat destroyed by tainted evidence, false allegations, and the insane media. It is still unknown who abused and murdered this innocent child.

The murder of Jonbenet Ramsey is just one of the many cases of child abuse which are never solved in this nation.

by anon. April 22, 2005

Bob Jones University

A "Christian" university in the south. Attended and supported by narrow minded legalistic disgraces to christianity. Known for being intolerant of any conflicting views. Seeks to isolate itself from "the world", meaning; music with a beat, modern clothing, literature, media, and anything related to youth culture. They keep their students in line with subtle suggestions that they just might not make it to heaven because a true Christain wouldnt do _____.

I got expelled from Bob Jones University for listening to The Beatles.

by Zen February 17, 2005

tocarra jones

a beautiful full figured black woman feautured on America's Next Top Model and Celebrity Fit Club (to date). She has aspirations of being the first full figured supermodel.

Tocarra Jones is beautiful

by Wicker Park August 9, 2005