magic johnson

Doing a girl while hanging from a basketball rim!

I gave her the magic johnson at the courts!

by xxKroNicNinjaxx November 19, 2011

Alex Johnson

Johnson is the drummer for the band, The Cab. He seems quiet and shy but once you get to know him, he's hilarious. He's characterized by his long hair. He's mostly known as Johnson because there are 3 alex's in The Cab. Overall, Johnson is a really sweet guy. Go say hi to him when you see them on tour!

That's Alex Johnson, hes awesome!

by haileylovesyouuuu July 11, 2010

TEAM JOHNSON

AKA "them hoe's that work at your local dodge dealership's service dept."

All of team johnson can hop on my bag.

by Team Mopar November 17, 2004

jack johnson

a musician whose songs are guaranteed to get the player laid, no matter what the circumstance. girls love him, guys love him...but girls REALLY love him. to all the men out there looking to get a girl really fast, pick up a guitar and learn some jack johnson, because it will get you some over and over and over and over again.

jack johnson

by johnnycash32 May 24, 2011

Paul Johnson

Football coach at Georgia Tech. Has the biggest balls in college football right now and walks around with an almost angelic glow.

"Paul Johnson bout to bring it for the ramblin wreck"- GTGs

by vDob November 13, 2009

Jack Johnsoned

Equivalent of "getting jacked". Being cheated out of something or duped.

"Man, a week in Fairfax, Va. we were totally Jack Johnsoned"

by jordotech March 21, 2008

The Magic Johnson

A sexual act in which a person gives his or her partner AIDS

She spent the night and i totatly pulled The Magic Johnson on her sorry ass

by Robert Krebs May 25, 2005