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maple jockey

A kinda rude way to describe a Canadian but also kinda funny because they’ll apologise for the inconvenience.
Person one: hey maple jockey!

Maple jockey: sorry about that friends.
by Bobby Hatred November 21, 2019
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fart jockey

Someone who is disliked. Known to be an idiot.
by Kris March 14, 2004
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jockeying

verb. Doing a line of coke off another man's boner. This can be either the giving or the receiving type.
Jeff went jockeying with Wayne on Brokeback Mountain.
by addieland July 21, 2008
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toilet jockey

They guy/girl you find in restrooms at clubs, who doles out soap, paper towel and peddles wares in return for pocket change.

This Guy or girl frequently hijacks the sink, and removes all soap and towels from the free dispensers in hopes of garnering your pocket change. This leaves the client with the choice of leaving the restroom dirty-handed or to pay for the use of toiletries that were usually free.
Don't forget to bring change to the bathroom to pay the Toilet Jockey.
by Mississauga Steve February 27, 2007
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knob jockey

Andy: "Hey that guy is a fool"

Peter: "yeah, and he's a bit of a Phil K too..!"

Andy: "yes! - A real knob jockey"
by WA2009 December 16, 2009
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jockey

A person required to operate simple equipment or machinery as part of a menial job. A great put-down when accompanied by the name of the item they're forced to use every day.

Used creatively the term monkey is another fine contender for the same role.
Wesley: "Sean tried to tell us he was the office's Commercial Manager, but it turned out he just makes tea."
Aaron: "What a jumped-up kettle jockey!"

Paula: "I'm forty years old and you're demoting my role to checkout jockey?"
Store Manager: "Yup. Close the door on your way out."
by dickyboy June 30, 2006
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Jonkey

Insult ; meaning lowest form of life humanly possible,Very nasty insult

Derived from a very evil man
"Where did the 22 trillion dollars go ya jonkey cunt"
"Dont pull my pony tail ya jonkey wanker"
by LS1B2K June 2, 2015
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