the most loving and caring human being you will ever be lucky to meet, loyal and cunning with a great sense of witt and quick humor. Quick to use dad jokes and prone to be more of an outsider in bigger groups. Once you get a Jared Kenney to care or love you though, they will never stop showing affection or interest.
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The ancient Thallasian Knight rumored to wield Excalibur one thousand years before the reign of King Arthur.
A most powerful Warrior in the Dark Ages until a beast of unfathomable proportions got the best of him.
Supposedly shared the same lineage as Arthur himself.
The ancient Thallasian Knight rumored to wield Excalibur one thousand years before the reign of King Arthur.
A most powerful Warrior in the Dark Ages until a beast of unfathomable proportions got the best of him.
Supposedly shared the same lineage as Arthur himself.
"Excalibur, being the sword of the chosen ones, passes down a single bloodline every one thousand years. From Lord Jared to King Arthur."
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Curly haired short shitty baseball player. Has to red-shirt every team he tries out for. What a dusty musty crusty dried lipped loser
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