jam sanga

A woman's used sanitary pad/panty-liner.

Taken from Australian slang for a jam (conserve/jelly) sandwich.

Mary pulled down her knickers and ripped off her jam sanga and flung it across the room.

by The Real Slim Adie! May 18, 2006

Jam it

To push forward and do something fast

I know you hate cleaning, but just jam it and we can go to the movies after.

by allieoops August 16, 2008

Jam Tapper

A nickname given to James Tappenden

"hey James, . . i mean Jam Tapper" =

by Jam Tapper August 5, 2009

Jam Donutting

The art of pressure-filling a lady's joy hole with a good kilo of rasberry jam and co2. With the aid of good muscle control a decent amount of distance should be given to watching as the entire pseduo-prolapse comes out at speed. Extra points would normally be given for random streaks hitting the ceiling that looked like God.

Mary loved Tuesdays as Quentin would purchase 10 jars of Asda's finest jam and proceed to squirt the contents into her quim of desire whilst making donkey sounds. Retreating to a safe distance, the Jam Donutting He has just administered was ready to blow

by dirtyoldman#44 December 7, 2012

jam bam

When you smash her back doors in too hard and then blood happens.

Oh no I jam bammed last night and it was sore.

by MizzSammy November 17, 2016

Jam Jars

A glass jar that may contain many sorts of alcoholic beverages (mainly Ryan Cokes) and may or may not have a handle. True Jam Jars should be able to hold a full mickey. After indulging in a series of Jam Jars, comical events tend to happen.

"I've had like...7 fucking Jam Jars..."

"Let's get some Jam Jars, or play Bag Face"

by Ludacrisp August 14, 2008

JAM YOUR LIFE!

Referring to the ultra chill that some people just need to take. Like calm your life but better because one needs to 'jam' aka stop fretting! Letting things take their toll...not making plans but seeing how things go...

Saarah: 'at precisely what time should i meet you?'

Samee: 'can you just jam your life!'

by Sarz1234 June 29, 2009