Jade Amelia Thirlwall, born December 26, 1992. An adorable girl from South Shields, Tyne and Wear, England. Jade is 1/4 of British girl group Little Mix (formerly Rhythmix), 2011 winners of UK X Factor. Jade has a "thing" for all things purple and bow related. Beautifully talented with a voice that will make you cry, because it's just so perfect. Jade is the cutest, stylish and most loving person that you could ever meet. She's just amazing.
Boy: Who's Jade Thirlwall?
Girl: Have you been living under a rock, Jade Thirlwall is adorable, fun and loving girl in the girl group Little Mix. With unmentionable talent. I CANT BELIEVE YOU DON'T KNOW WHO JADE THIRLWALL IS, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Boy: Sorry, I just never really listened to Little Mix before?
Girl: You should be sorry. Especially if you haven't bought DNA or pre-ordered Salute.
Boy: Wow, How'd we get here? All I did was ask who Jade Thirlwall was. Jeez!
Girl:........
Girl: Have you been living under a rock, Jade Thirlwall is adorable, fun and loving girl in the girl group Little Mix. With unmentionable talent. I CANT BELIEVE YOU DON'T KNOW WHO JADE THIRLWALL IS, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Boy: Sorry, I just never really listened to Little Mix before?
Girl: You should be sorry. Especially if you haven't bought DNA or pre-ordered Salute.
Boy: Wow, How'd we get here? All I did was ask who Jade Thirlwall was. Jeez!
Girl:........
by americanmixer November 15, 2013
Probably one of the worst couples out there considering he sucks and leaves you because you're suicidal and he wants your best friend, but won't admit to it because he's a pussy.
Bryant and Jade -
(A week after promising to stay together forever no matter what.) "I'm breaking up with you" (ON MEMORIAL DAY MIGHT I ADD!)
2 months after that he admits to his current crush that he has a crush on her, but won't say it's actually her and she tells you and puts you into an even worse heartbreak and then you call her out on liking him back because your true best friend actually tells you the truth and she leaves you because she didn't want to deal with it.
(A week after promising to stay together forever no matter what.) "I'm breaking up with you" (ON MEMORIAL DAY MIGHT I ADD!)
2 months after that he admits to his current crush that he has a crush on her, but won't say it's actually her and she tells you and puts you into an even worse heartbreak and then you call her out on liking him back because your true best friend actually tells you the truth and she leaves you because she didn't want to deal with it.
by juvenilewhore September 03, 2022
by Sweater weather October 25, 2019
You know Aunt Becky from Full House, well this is her shitty daughter. A girl that likes to cheat her way into school. Especially college. An ungrateful and entitled bitch.
by Matthewmcconaughey March 14, 2019
tori vega: you really like the scissoring huh
jade west: you know i like i lot more things that involves {scissoring} ;)
jade west: you know i like i lot more things that involves {scissoring} ;)
by daddy andre November 25, 2019
Jade Puget is one of my favorite people, he is so talented. I wish i could even remotely play like he does. But yeah right! He's a guitar god!
by dingusguitarchic07 April 08, 2004