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danny issues

Like Daddy issues, but instead stems from being abandoned by or not getting enough love from a Danny.
girl: "... it was amazing. I'm glad he visited, even if it was for just two weeks. Hope he comes back soon..."
boyfriend: "Babe, you've got some major Danny issues."
by femalenorway February 26, 2018
mugGet the danny issuesmug.

Chronic issues

The need to smoke that good kush or "chronic"
Can't even fly on a plane with my brother, he's got chronic issues, needs to smoke every hour on the hour
by kelsd October 31, 2015
mugGet the Chronic issuesmug.

butler issues

Issues similar to mommy issues or daddy issues, but specifically an attraction to those who show affection in an overly polite way, and who show affection using acts of service. (One of the five love languages.) Many people with butler issues have had trauma regarding others lacking kindness or doing things for them. An attraction to gloves or hands is also often found in many people with butler issues. An attraction to elegant fashion, especially suits or tuxedos, is also usually prevalent.
She had clear butler issues, since the only mildly attractive thing about him was the way he did things for her at her beck and call.
by yeeyeeeyeofatiger January 1, 2021
mugGet the butler issuesmug.

opxx issue

Opxx issue means a ‘slang’ in filipino, meaning “oops issue”. Commonly used in something problematic or a drama.
Friend 1: bhie! Tignan mo tong’ drama nakita ko sa news feed ko.
Friend 2: Opxx issue.
by Beomsabog May 11, 2022
mugGet the opxx issuemug.

trust issues

*plays amogus*
"ITS PINK!? I THOUGHT PINK WAS SAFE!! damn i got trust issues now..."
by WHOISTHIS_E January 26, 2023
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issues

issues could be described as dana or daneh, known for looking like popeyes kid / pufferfish / weird hamster / weird messed up chihuahua. i could go on but the list will never end. she currently looks like farquad from shrek but the aliexpress version so we call her fartquad
poor emily has a lot of issues in her life
by crabsicle May 10, 2023
mugGet the issuesmug.

It just creates issues

A sour play-on-words remark dat refers to a publishing-house dat produces meritless printed-matter installments which causes its readers to either feel distress themselves, or influences/prompts them to perform imprudent actions themselves and/or misbehave in distressing ways towards others.
Commercialized-religion organizations, racial-hatred groups, and unwise-habit advocates are classic examples of entities dat disseminate merely hurtful crap dat doesn't serve any legitimate purpose and wastes da time/effort/materials consumed in producing said unhealthy reading-material. So any paper-media-creating business dat cooperates wif any of said debauched entities by printing their newsletters or catalogues doesn't perform a useful purpose, either --- it just creates issues.
by QuacksO April 30, 2025
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