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Israeled

Taking something that isn't yours, and then shamelessly pretending it belongs to you while playing the victim.
He stole my idea, presented it as his own, and then cried plagiarism when I called him out. I guess he got Israeled!
by TheComputerNerd December 27, 2023
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Israeled

When you get scapegoated for something factually incorrect.

When you reclaim your factual history despite the masses trying to overwrite it with lies.
Have you heard about time Israel colonized the Levant?

Yeah! It’s actually their indigenous homeland, so when people tell them to decolonize and go back to where they’re from, that’s actually what they did!

They’ve been Israeled with people making up fake history to cover up Jewish history, just like when Judaea was renamed Palestine by the Romans and when the Arabs built Al Aqsa on top of the holiest Jewish site, which isn’t even in the Arab’s holiest city Mecca. It’s quite sad, and we should all support Israel and their right to claim their factual history.
by ILikeFacts December 27, 2023
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Israel

A Jewish state that is in the same location as the ancestral Jewish homeland Judaea. The land where all Jews are indigenous to— even Ashkenazi Jews, who traveled to Europe after being exiled from Judea by the Romans who renamed the land Syria Palestina in an (obviously successful) effort to deny Jewish history.

The home of the destroyed first and second Jewish Temple, which was covered up by the Al Aqsa mosqu in an effort to deny Israel’s history.

A land archeology reveals Jews and Hebrews have inhabited for millennia.

A land where all people live with equal rights
Jew, go back to where you came from!

Okay, I’ll pack my bags and go to Israel 🇮🇱
by ILikeFacts December 27, 2023
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Israeled

To do everything according to the rules as they have been agreed only to be criticized anyway.
I parked in the designated area but got Israeled by the parking cop
by Menckensghost December 27, 2023
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Israiled

adjective
Doomed to lifelong memory of the damage done when foolishly and thoughtless picking a fight with someone far larger, or, not anticipating the enduring soft-tissue damage when taking on a phallus beyond one's physiological ability.
Raphy will forever face nightmares and never forget being israiled after insulting the quiet, giant man on the train.

Yael has to face the same shocked downward glances when every new lover fails to find the vaginal walls after she was israiled by the linebacker that she foolishly brought home that fateful evening.
by CHRULZ December 27, 2023
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Israeled

You have done such a beautiful deed. You've been Israeled
by A Yid December 27, 2023
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Israeled

A negative and antisemitic term created by those who hate the only democratic country in the Middle East. Just as you wouldn't use certain terms that are pejorative (negative) for POC or religions, this word will show you as a rude bigot.
I have been Israeled (instead of Jewed).
by NoHatredHere December 27, 2023
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