12 inch Slong

A penis so big it can only be used by a select few, the penis can't become errect as it will cave in with the mass. Anyone unlucky enough to have one of these usually gets medical support.

Ways in which it is used : To cream pie the penis I put it usually a drain pipe or other plumbing material. The woman then has to use metal foresips to spread he vagina far enough apart for the penis to fit in. Once in the penis is in and has a target it will then send a large amount of signal to the brain to kick in overdrive, this is where it will begin to vibrate and start to shoot out not sperm in liquid form but in more of a mud sandwich.

User : hey girl wanna get mud sandwiched, I have the power of my 12 inch slong

Girl : wow you must be quite the man, sure thing

by HollisterPseudonym May 20, 2017

two inch punisher

When you got a small tallywacker but you still do damage to the vagina

I sure gave Helen the two inch punisher last night

by German Knuckle Cake March 7, 2018

Hidden one inch

A spot on a man’s body between your ass and your balls. That hidden inch is there but not that many ladies or dudes have seen it.

She loves giving my an oral pleasure with a juicy lick on my hidden one inch.

by Johhny Longhorn August 22, 2021

10 inch vert

A meme vert, something someone says as a joke into reference as to how high they can jump.

How high can you jump?
I got a 10 inch vert

Dayumm

by Ruslanana August 23, 2021

two inch nap

Railing a line of cocaine, instead of taking the more traditional route of taking a nap, in order to gain energy for an evening of partying.

I definitely need to take a two inch nap before we go out tonight, otherwise I will pass out.

by Tilt22 December 21, 2012

2 inches for jesus

"2 Inches for Jesus" is the appropriate distance between a girl and boy during a dance, often seen at school proms.

2 inches for jesus is used in a sentence to inform people the correct distance between them to dance, as to not be too provocative

"Leave two inches for jesus" said the principle at the school dance

by Gonkaholic March 6, 2023

7 inch monitor

A tiny monitor often used for a 2nd monitor.

I have a 24 inch monitor and a 7 inch monitor.

by qweerttyuiopasdfghhjklzxccvbnm March 31, 2023