The Bird Bath

To ejaculate into a womans belly button; then proceed to slap your penis "your bird" in the naval while chirping. "cherrrpppp cherrpppp"

I gave this bitch The Bird Bath last night.

She slapped me,

Then flew the coop

by lastcall215 August 23, 2011

Tounge Bath

To get head, or a blow job from a bitch or ho.

Stop it, you're headed down the wrong path.
Fuck makin' love, bitch I want a tounge bath.
- Since '84 Mac Dre

by Baseballplaya25 July 11, 2008

Dundee Bath

To spray deoderant onto your person, rather then actually have a wash.

Tam: Oi Willy, ain't ye meetin' tha' bird the noo?

Willy: Aye

Tam: Nah man ye cannie like, ye stink.

Willy: Nae probs mate, I'll jist gae fer a wee Dundee Bath

Tam: Aye, right ye are Willy, right ye are.

by Seumas February 10, 2008

whore bath

damn, that's wrong,

A whore bath is when, instead of taking a bath or shower, you spray yourself down with cologne or perfume'

#1: Man, I ain't gonna take a shower today.

#2: But you'll smell like shit.

#1:I got cologne', I'l take a whore bath.

#2: wow, what a concept

by J-nizzle March 15, 2004

bath house

a sub genre of electronic dance music (EDM), a style of music with deep rythmic bass tones, and a melody.
This type of music is typically played for gays, in a bath house environment. Bath House is characterized by long emotional trance-like breaks, searing diva vocals and sometimes a piano riff, or saxophone, chicago-house style. A vocal loop is not included with this definition, it must be a longer than 16 bars, non-repetitive.

"He was DJing very well, but then he got too bathy"
"That track has it all, sax, piano and diva vocals...its Chicago Bath House"

by scubastever May 15, 2007

Whore's Bath

A similar idea to a Peurto Rican Shower, originally coined on the show Happy Endings, s2e16. A Whore's Bath is when you, instead of showering, rub dryer sheets on your armpits and splash water on your genitals in a lame attempt at keeping some sort of society-accepted level of hygiene and cleanliness. This usually occurs after a one night stand.

Person 1: Hey, you look pretty disgusting.
Person 2: Yeah, I know, I hooked up with some sketchy guy last night and took a Whore's Bath in the bathroom.

by Just Trying to Educate America April 09, 2012

bath dodger

A person of English nationality so named for their disgusting habit of only bathing once a week. See also soap dodger.

Geez the smell of that bath dodger would rot the nose hairs off a dead wombat.

by aussie bob March 04, 2005