Shipping Day

You must annoy your friends by playing wing woman/wing man with them even if they disagree with your idea.

I just remembered it’s Shipping Day! I totally ship them, imma go annoy them about how cute they would look together!

by Dogshipper November 1, 2019

shipping a package

Taking a dump. Pooping.

I will be shipping a package now, as I just finished my third quadruple caramel macchiato iced latte.

by Keanu Madonna August 19, 2014

Shipping Notification

The exclamation which informs a sexual partner of impending ejaculation.

"Oh My DOG! Oh My DOG!" was the only shipping notification she received before his dyslexic ass jizzed in her face.

by iNT2 April 11, 2011

ship happens

Something shippensburg students say. Like shit happens but better

Guy: yo my girlfriend just cheated on me

Guy 2: yo dude that sucks honestly tho ship happens

by Dancingdiva333 March 20, 2020

Disney ship

To ship characters romantically, but only in ways that would be appropriate for a Disney movie. Usually used for underage characters you think would be cute together, but you don't want them to be sexual.

Person 1: "I ship those characters, but I don't want them to have sex. They're way too young."
Person 2: "Same. I just Disney ship them."

by toogayforthis April 23, 2017

Shipping Sad

A shipping sad is when you become so invested in shipping two fictional characters that never get together that you become sad about it. Especially in cases where one of the people in the ship gets with someone else, creating a notp

A: I'm in a shipping sad over the TV show Merlin.
B: Why?
A: Because Arthur and Merlin are supposed to be together but Arthur gets with Gwen.

by Life3561 August 7, 2019

Ship-flu

A disease that hinders your ability to watch a show except episodes that have heavy shipping

Peter: "hey Chad want to binge She-ra with me"

Chad: "I can only watch the ending because I have Ship-flu"

by W. Butterfly September 19, 2020