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Internet Hangover

The feeling of dazedness (usually accompanied with a headache) that you get when you use the computer for too long.
"Gah, I feel like crap! I've been on the computer too long so I have internet hangover!"
by Alice Vegetables March 25, 2009
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Internet Atheist

An asshole one that basically bitches about how religion is bad and often says

that the world would be better without religion you’ll often find them on YouTube

and profiles will likely contain edgy names like god slayer and playlists on evolution and atheism in an attempt to feel smart. Atheists are sadly associated with these people
Video about Jewish Culture

Internet Atheist: this is a prefect example of how religion makes people stupid

average person: shut up
by I’m neutral October 21, 2020
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Internet Barracks

Similar to a military barracks, where service members typically reside and hang out, but online.
What makes the internet barracks better than an actual barracks? No field day.
by TheDutyLog August 21, 2021
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internet historian

a fine historian of notable events on the internet or relating to internet culture. the events may or may not relate to actual events that happened in relation to the event online.
"have you listened to todd talk about the fall of dashcon?"
"yeah, that guy is a total internet historian"
by Mr.DoctorSir December 4, 2017
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internet atheist

People who say that they are the minority yet if you say your a Christian they treat you so horribly and become so irrational of reason that they themselves become the very thing they despise. Internet Atheism is like a westboro baptist church, they believe that if you believe in god, than you should be oppressed and exterminated until the religous person, usually Christian, only has the few cubic centimeters in his skull to think freely. These are the scum, they hate Christians because they think that they are mass murderers, let alone do they realize all the atrocities commited in the name of atheism I.E. Soviet Union, China. They think they are intellectually enlightened because there fat little shits that want to feel special.
Internet Atheist are just as militant as islamic extremist
by Rosy O donnel October 24, 2015
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Internet thug

One who usually does not have friends in the real world. Because of this, they resort to thugging it up on the internet. If you saw them in real life, you'd probably laugh. Quite popular on MMORPG's.
Codie- NICE ABYSS SKULL ROFL
Codie- SIT SON SIT
Player1-Wow dude, stfu. You're annoying.
Codie- ROFL NOOB I OWN U
Player1- Get a life, ethug.
Codie- U FAIL SON
Player2- Why's there so many internet thugs?
Player1- I don't know, bro.
by Arnold Schwarzanegger February 23, 2010
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Internet Coma

When you are sitting on your couch, feet up on the coffee table, laptop on your lap. 4-10 hours later you are in an entirely prone position with your legs off the edge of the coffee table and your head on the seat cushion. You become completely unresponsive to your surroundings.

Loss of peripheral vision, amnesia, severely reduced motor function ability, and drooling with one eye closed are common symptoms.
I got online this morning to check my email and mess around on facebook for a bit. Next thing I know it's 7pm, my legs are totally numb, and I have this nasty trail of dried drool down my chin. That internet coma completely ruined my day!
by Joe Salone December 28, 2010
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