by Hshahahha April 1, 2024

The hypocrite was always testing whether he/she was being tested, thinking everybody else was playful and playing when he/she was, and quick to call people on double standards he/she was practicing himself/herself, because he/she didn't know that he/she was as much of a hypocrite as anybody else.
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2020

“wow that person’s such a hypocrite”
“oh yeah like how i’ve been complaining about oikawa since he was introduced and realized i have a huge fucking crush on him”
“oh yeah like how i’ve been complaining about oikawa since he was introduced and realized i have a huge fucking crush on him”
by maya.chr April 5, 2020

Ariana: (on Travis Scott) if an artist you stanned were that close to having their first # 1 and they did all that they could in their power to get it (and they got it), you'd be celebrating 🖤 it's an exciting feeling. love u.
Kris Wu: *tops iTunes*
Ariana: omg no he's chinese so that's impossible, he has fake fans please he's using bots!
Me: we love a hypocrite. love u too
Kris Wu: *tops iTunes*
Ariana: omg no he's chinese so that's impossible, he has fake fans please he's using bots!
Me: we love a hypocrite. love u too
by kriswusbutt December 3, 2018

by Rosywiththehosy March 20, 2018

Someone who drives drunk where they live, then tells the public in other cities not to, while trying to call them on their double standards.
by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020

Most of society. 99.9% of people act as though certain things are "wrong" yet in all reality, they are just as bad as the people they attempt to judge. This is especially true with religious people, who almost always talk about morals and lessons, yet break the laws they claim to live by. Expect them to insult others that break these rules. These people are much worse than how they usually see themselves. In their minds, they are "good". Basically, a hypocrite likes to judge others, but should look in the mirror and see what an asshole he/she really is. It's better to be an honest person rather than a hypocrite!
Person A: This is so stupid! You're so lame, man. Stfu.
Person B: ?
Person A (Later on): I hate people that are jerks.
Person A: Only god can judge people.
Person A (Later on): Dude, you are such an ass, you're going to hell.
Person B: Why don't you shut up, you jerk? You're a hypocrite.
Person B: ?
Person A (Later on): I hate people that are jerks.
Person A: Only god can judge people.
Person A (Later on): Dude, you are such an ass, you're going to hell.
Person B: Why don't you shut up, you jerk? You're a hypocrite.
by Mokona Zero May 8, 2013
