Muslim Humor

The Pakistani rioters who set fire to a Ronald McDonald statue exhibited a fine example of Muslim Humor.

Muslim Humor: the absolute lack of a sense of humor.

The utter inability to laugh at any type of normal comedy, satire, joking, risibility or jocularity.

And the knee-jerk homicidal reaction to any form of kidding or chiding or teasing, especially when it comes to an aspect of their religion.

Coined as a 'polar-opposite' kind of definition, meaning: "There ain't no such thing".

The quintessence of Muslim Humor would be the worldwide, dismally-joyless, flagrantly-hysterical, and depressingly-violent over-reaction to the mild lampooning of the "prophet" Muhammad's image in 12 Danish editorial cartoons, several of which mocked Islam's founder, the most notorious being a black and white drawing that depicted one "stereotypical Muhammad" as a 'bomb-turban'-wearing proto-terroristic figure.

SEE: *~@):~{> (A sardonic emoticon related to the controversy.)

by Edo Van Ede May 11, 2007

Honorary American citizenship

Title: the supreme honor bestowable by the United States of America, awarded (as of the current date) to seven individuals (in ascending chronological order): Sir Winston Churchill (1963); Rauol Wallenberg (1981); William Penn & Hannah Callowhill Penn (1984); Mother Teresa (1996); General La Marquis du Lafayette (2002); General Count Kasimierz Pulaski (2009).

In April 1963, President Kennedy awarded Sir Winston Churchill with the highest honor of the United States, Honorary American citizenship.

by speedog June 16, 2010

Humorous Interpretation

A. A National Forensics League division. consisting of one performance that is 10 minutes long, or a play that has been cut down to 10 minutes. That piece must be funny, varying from "not really funny at all" to "L.M.F.A.O." levels of funny.

B. The only forensics event worth watching

A. I did excerpts from the play "Greater Tuna" for Humorous Interpretation, and that audience was dying of laughter!

B. Guy: I didn't make finals, what event should I watch
Girl: Humorous Interpretation, duh!

by Duct Tape Pants November 10, 2013

Humor

Humor: This is the form in which anything considered "funny" can be classified. Wether it be light, dark or bizzare, humor is widely recognized in all facettes.

Humor: A fictional hedgehog character found on Deviant art.com

"Man.. that guy made me laugh.."
"thats cus he had a good sense of humor"

"so he cut off his leg!" *fit of laughter*
"damn dude... that's real dark humor.."

by Snailpotpie April 27, 2009

Mistress of Honor

A person acting as the principal attendant of the bride during all phases of the wedding process while simultaneously being romantically involved with the bride and/or groom.

Theirs was a marriage of convenience. The groom was well aware that the bride and the mistress of honor were sleeping together while flavors of wedding cake were being discussed.

by guerrillafemme August 10, 2010

hundred sixty-nine

like 69ing but with someone watching

i 169 allll the time but the prblem is is that im usually the 1 :(

by hornybastard February 19, 2005

Honor Points

In World of Warcraft, points that are given for killing players around your own level. Amassing Honor Points increases your rank in the games built in pvp system.

"Hey, lets go to Alterac Valley so I can farm Honor Points. I really want to get promoted to Blood Knight."

by rice sucks July 23, 2005