The Human Race

An infestation.

George: Hey billy whats your opionion about "the human race"?
Billie: Its an infestation.

by Art E. Rie October 3, 2010

the human condition

That we as humans are aware of our own mortality.

Struggling with death anxiety is just part of the human condition.

by dj alfa September 13, 2007

human bra

When a male is skined and made into a bra for a wench he loves.

Just kidding.

Er, it is when a guy supports a females breasts. Of course, more groping occurs than support...

"He's my man bitch AND my human bra!"

by Astrakhan April 6, 2003

Human mop

A person whose desire for intercourse is so great that it outweighs rationality. Allowing them to disregard physical and mental beauty, and overlook social taboos most people would shy away from, including but not limited to intercourse with overweight girls, red heads, thressomes with two cousins, and girls who are on their period.

Person 1: That fool Jacob told me he was still attempting to get at some girl even after she had admitted to shitting in her pad while taking the SAT's.

Person 2:Typical. That's why we call him the human mop.

by Who fucking cares11 April 29, 2011

human dignity

the value and worth that we share because God created us in his image and likeness

person1: i'm not worthy
person2: we are all worthy because we all have human dignity

by idk what to put June 1, 2016

Human garbage

Human beings that are terrible people and don't give a fuck about that the fact that what they are doing is dead freaking wrong.

Leonard claims that he supports his country, but in reality, he is human garbage and doesn't belong in the country he lives in.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 5, 2021

real human bean

One who drives and stomps faces. In other words, a real hero.

Ryan Gosling is a real human bean.

by JudasPriestFireballZ July 20, 2019