Hibervirgin

A person who never leaves his house, and never gets "teh sex"

Dave Cummins is a Hibervirgin

by gibletto December 1, 2010

hierogibberish

Found most often in business writing when a manager, especially a "chief" level officer, and typically after his or her fifth martini, receives a flash of inspiration and hastily jots down notes and drawings to express a business idea on a cocktail napkin.

When the CEO presented the strategy to the Board of Directors on how to turn their sinking company around, it was a stunning shock to find the hierogibberish the report amounted to.

by Dogminiskirt March 5, 2011

Hibernebriation

The act of drinking alcohol to the point of passing out and falling into a deep, impossible to disturb slumber, lasting at least 24 hours.

Guy 1 : Dude, whats up with Bob? We just got to the party and he's already passed out?

Guy 2: Oh yah, he's been drinking here since last night and went in to hibernebriation. Hope he didn't piss the couch...again.

by Krank N Klank November 28, 2011

hibernacle

noun, plural hibernacula hahy-ber-nak-yuh-luh
1. a protective case or covering, especially for winter, as of an animal or a plant bud.
2. winter quarters, as of a hibernating animal

Hibernacle; A winter retreat or shelter, similar to a cabin for humans - or a natural shelter for plats or animals during harsh months.

by Brontee August 16, 2014

Hiberbate

"Staying in for long periods of time inside or in shelter and masterbating to pass the time"

It is so cold outside today, that I may just stay in all day and hiberbate

by x1nightmare3x February 19, 2015

Hiberbate

to stay inside for the entirety of winter and masturbate

Yo, fuck winter i gonna go hiberbate

by iunnofuckinwaffles April 9, 2015

Hieral

Means "king" in some European languages

He is our Hieral

by Bang20 October 15, 2016