hairoglifics

The "artwork" your teenage daughters make on the shower walls with their hair while shampooing

My daughter made some really worrisome hairoglifics on the shower wall this morning

or

My daughter took a cell phone pic of her hairoglifics and posted them on her facebook page

by bob not my real name January 13, 2011

harolded

Getting work dumped on you when everyone else in the office is taking off to play and planning to take credit for said work. reference to the character Harold in Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle.

I can't go out this weekend because I got harolded again.

by harolded April 21, 2011

harold buttle

a guys name, also sounds alot like harry butthole

man did you see that, it looked like....uuuuhhhhhh harry buttle, ya i know harold buttle

by evan met May 2, 2011

haroarious

Etymology: complex clipping of <ha> and <uproarious>

extremely funny in a rip-roaring boisterously uproarious hilarity

The evening's engagement climaxed with a haroarious good time at the local bowling alley.

by T.T.Logan May 21, 2011

Harolds Cross Alabama

As a prelude to vigorous forking, a woman with powerfully starched hair penetrates the gaping anus of her man victim. This also results in a hairstyle known as the 'Harolds Brown'

"I had a yen for a Harolds Cross Alabama last night, and the mot reamed me with her stiff gruaig'"

by theharoldsXforker October 31, 2011

hafro-american

a child of a mixed race union

bob's father is black; his mom is white. he is a hafro-american

by germinator7 November 16, 2011

hairowin

Meaning you got a fabulous service and are incredibly happy with your hair when exiting the salon.

Every time I leave PLATINUM-a relentlessly awesome salon, I always have a hairowin.

by twisted scissors May 18, 2014