14 definitions by evan met

MAIDS

The combination of getting Mono and AIDS in one sexual experience(session).

I have MAIDS, I hate the bitch that gave me MAIDS, she should die.

by evan met April 20, 2006

chode

the head of a man's penis

I want chode. I love chode. I have a huge chode to compliment my giant penis.

by evan met April 20, 2006

Dante Hall

Probably the most exciting return man in the Nation Football League today, I'm not saying the best, but the most exciting. He plays for the Kansas City Cheifs and plays slot.

In 2003, Dante Hall changed directions three times on his way to a 93 yard punt return touchdown.

by evan met March 4, 2006

red swirl

when da bitch be on her rag and u eat dat shit out.

Guy: "What do you call it when you eat your women out when shes having her period?"
Me: "You gave yo bitch a red swirl you sick son of a bitch."
Guy: "Yeah, four times this week."

by evan met June 28, 2006

schwarzwald

Means, in German: Black Forest, which is then transferred into a man, or women's, hairy ass, cuz its a forest of hairs, that are black. yyyeeeaaahhh.

I have a fucking schwarzwald.

by evan met April 30, 2006

brown nose

when someone is passed out, you stick your asshole directly on the persons nose, then fart, twice.

J-OP got brown nosed at the basketball tournament.

by evan met April 30, 2006

Purple Passion Rocket

take a guess, whats shaped like a rocketship, has a purple top and is full of passion.

Cindy: "I heard that Evan over there has a huge purple passion rocket."
Evan over hears this.
Evan: "How about you find out for yourself."
(Evan whips out his dick)
All the girls stood motionless in amazement, not only for the giant cock in front of them, but for the bravery of Evan for whipping it out in the middle of math class.

by evan met March 4, 2006