happy handbag

A straight woman who enjoys the safe companionship of a gay man.

I'd rather be called a happy handbag than a fag hag.It sounds so derogatory.

by Jennifer-Ann January 5, 2009

wellington handbag

the act or act of slapping a womens' face with your penis until it bruises, then taking her to wellington nz buying her a handbag with a hole in it and her giving you a blowy whilst performing the same act

hey gerrard i just wellington handbagged your mum and sister

so thats why you were away for 12 days

yep

by tomcollins10166 November 22, 2010

hollywood handbag

The adopted African child of a film star.

I see the Spielbergs' Hollywood Handbag has learned to be a DJ.

by England Phi Beta Gamma March 10, 2014

big handbag week

Rag week

"By jove she's in a bad mood"
"Yes, it's big handbag week"

by Sniffer the dog April 7, 2017

Grand Handball Master

Only people of extreme excellence in the art of handball may have this prestigious rank. It is awarded to the experience, wise and the skillful. It takes sweat and blood and the dogging of your enemies and also comrades. This is the Grand hand Ball Master. If your after this rank it takes years of practice and effort. This is only for the skilled be ready if you think you a Grand Handball Master.

Oh my god is that saul the grand handball master. omg wtf geeez

by Fatrangabanga August 6, 2018

Swift Handball

Australian Colloquialism linked to the contact sport Australian Rules Football (AFL). Legally disposing of the ball in a rapid fashion by punching it out of one hand using the other, usually to avoid being tackled by the opposition.

Metaphoric application in non sporting application indicates instantaneous delegation to a peer or subordinate.

I wasn't too keen on doing that job, so I gave John the swift handball.

by granddolph January 27, 2021

French Handbag

A box of wine. Phrase attributed to Martin Finlay of The Speedometers

Lidl do a great French Handbag - three litres of red for under £15

by Mescalino February 21, 2021