Hamas

Terrorist group responsible for a pogrom against the state of Israel that occurred on 7 October 2023. Hates Jewish people and the state of Israel. Has sworn to destroy the state of Israel. Designated as a terrorist group by the US, UK and the EU. Does not care about the Palestinian people or the creation of a Palestinian state.

On 7 October 2023, Hamas invaded Israel and murdered over 1200 people and took approximately 250 people hostage, many of whom were not Jews or Israeli citizens.

by Minderbinder February 6, 2024

Hamassed

Remember when the world quickly bought into Hamas's claim of 500 deaths within an hour due to an alleged rocket strike on a hospital—quite a contrast to the slow truth unfolding in the Florida building collapse aftermath. Turned out it was a Jihad rocket fired from the cemetery near the hospital that misfired and landed in the parking lot of the hospital killing 25. ( 20 times less )

You have to be a complete and utter moron to believe Hamas when they tell you how many people die in Gaza and how many Israeli solgiers ( 13000 according to them ) were killed.

Now when you speak to a complete and utter moron, someone who can be easily manipulated or fooled, someone whose last two brain cells are on strike, you can say to them: you have been 'Hamassed'

by anonymous February 9, 2024

Hamassed

Remember when the world quickly bought into Hamas's claim of 500 deaths within an hour due to an alleged rocket strike on a hospital—quite a contrast to the slow truth unfolding in the Florida building collapse aftermath. Turned out it was a Jihad rocket fired from the cemetery near the hospital that misfired and landed in the parking lot of the hospital killing 25. ( 20 times less )

You have to be a complete and utter moron to believe Hamas when they tell you how many people die in Gaza and how many Israeli solgiers ( 13000 according to them ) were killed.

Now when you speak to a complete and utter moron, someone who can be easily manipulated or fooled, someone whose last two brain cells are on strike, you can say to them: you have been 'Hamassed'

Now when you speak to a complete and utter moron, someone who can be easily manipulated or fooled, someone whose last two brain cells are on strike, you can say to them: you have been 'Hamassed'

by Lightamongdarkeness February 9, 2024

Humaid

1. Planning to partake in mischievous affairs.
2. Delinquent pursuit.

Man, what a nice sunny day to do something humaid.

by tacticalcheeks November 12, 2023

Hamased

When you do something horrible and justify it by the same old ridiculous excuse.

She caught me cheating again and hamased my way out of it.

by JackTheTeller November 13, 2023

hamaslighting

form of gaslighting used to distract or confuse when a country, specifically Israel, carries out genocide against innocent Palestinians. This tactic is commonly used by exclaiming 'but Hamas!' in the middle of every conversation.

Piers Morgan was hamaslighting Bassem Youssef the whole interview

by Fadiuos November 21, 2023

hamaslighting

A form of gaslighting used to distract or confuse when a country, specifically Israel, carries out genocide against innocent Palestinians. This tactic is commonly used by exclaiming 'but Hamas!' in the middle of every conversation.

Mohammed: Why are civilians targeted in the West Bank where there is no Hamas?
Shapiro: but Hamas started the on October 7th
Mohammed: not the Hamaslighting again Shmuley.

by Ninooooem November 22, 2023