goin ham

Hard As a Muthafucka

We hittin Club Shades and goin ham in dat bitch

by Mister Celebrity March 20, 2010

Ham Canyon

A stretched out vagina after childbirth.

Damn that girl had 5 kids. I bet she has a ham canyon down there.

by Nshipl1 June 6, 2014

ham damn

When you have eaten to much ham and you can not take a shit.

Boy I eat way to much ham now I have a Ham Damn and I can shit.

by Pnltbox January 24, 2017

Ham Sprinkles

Bacon Bits

You know what this baked potato needs? Ham Sprinkles.

by mr. wellington April 24, 2010

Ham Tits

When the tits are overly softened and tender(due to a man overly rubbing with oil in a circular motion) to the point they are red and sweaty and they feel and look like ham. It's your opinion if they taste like ham.

Mike gave Julie some Serious Ham tits! He was sad oil got on his mothers bed but he didn't care.

by Glittery Tits November 20, 2015

hammer the ham

To masturbate violently.

1.Is Tom coming out tonight?
2. No, he's at home hammer the ham.

by Flyingwallruss November 11, 2017

sis-ham

Relative to broham... a best friend. a buddy, or your really awesome sister who started saying it after watching the big lebowski.

1.What's goin on sis-ham??
2.Not much, just making a grilled cheese for my man.
1.Damn, that's lame...
2.I know...

by Sisham May 11, 2008