Gherkin Guillotine

A mythical device that can be used to slice pickles and living objects, roughly the same size and shape as a pickle.

His friends took him to a local gloryhole and on the other side was a Gherkin Guillotine.

His girlfriend bites and she is now Sue, the Gherkin Guillotine

by CleatusjWallbight February 5, 2018

Gherkin Guillotine

One who bites while in the service of a penis.

Stay away from Stan, that Gherkin Guillotine will make you sorry!

by CJWallbight February 5, 2018

The Guillotine

When you French kiss your girl and uppercut her jaw

"Yo james I hit my girl with "The Guillotine"
"Oh shit yeah todd"

by Fozzagain June 7, 2019

The Gully Queef

When you hit a juul out of a girls pussy then spread her asschecks and blow a fat cloud up her butthole

Bro me and Alexandra we’re going at it I hit her with the Gully Queef

by Big Meat and Lil Meat October 22, 2019

Penis guillotine

A small guillotine with a 3" hole where the head is supposed to be. Used for making chodes.

Buy the Penis guillotine for only 2.99 free shipping and a free protector to stop blood from splatting everywhere

by Osama Bin Laden (obama bro) November 11, 2019

Oh Gilly Gally

Similar to the phrases “oh boy” or “oh brother”. Used to express worry or contemplation (or conversation filler).

Jill: ‘Jane just passed out’
Bob: “Oh gilly gally”

by escapedlabrat January 4, 2021

Reverse guillotine

When you fall and hit your neck off an object.

I was carrying a tv, fell, and reverse guillotined myself.

by Can’t think off a name July 31, 2021