Pluck My Gooch

Used as an insult for any number of situations whereby it warrants that whatever is said is negated by a a directive that the other party would be better off if they were plucking the stank ass hairs out of your filthy gooch.

Teacher: Dan. Your scholastic performance is below par.

Dan: Pluck my gooch.

Boss: I need you to stay late tonight and help with clean up.

Employee: I need you to pluck my gooch.

Driver1: Hey asshole. You almost hit me.

Driver2: Pluck my gooch.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

gooch

Skin between you nutsack and asshole

I have a huge gooch.
Dude, stop playin with your gooch.
I whacked it for 3 hours last night, and my gooch hurts like a bitch.

by Dirty Jew October 28, 2002

gooshka

Romanian word for the fatty skin that hangs from your chin area. Also known as, double chin.

"Whoa! Look at Daniel's gooshka!!"

by Bree White May 5, 2008

Gooch delivery

When a ball is passed backwards through someones legs in sport. Commonly seen in American football and Rugby

Billy got tackled but off loaded the ball through a quick gooch delivery

by Prof McJerkson March 14, 2007

Gooch Pooch

When one’s gooch is fat. A chubby gooch area.

She likes to suck my balls and lick my gooch pooch.

My gooch pooch is all sweaty.

My gooch pooch smells like assballz.

by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018

gooch gobbler

a person that loves to suck between the asshole and the ball sack of a black man

nahim was being such a gooch gobbler with that black man in the bathroom

by Hawaiian Joe November 19, 2006

gooch monger

one who sells his gooch to people.

nathen is a gooch monger becuase he sells his gooch to men.

by a snazzle September 17, 2008