Goofy Ass Mo-Fo

A person that has very little coordination

Andrew is a goofy ass mo-fo

by Logan May 1, 2003

Goodybagging

A term used by nerdy people who go to choir with me and my friends, meaning to order lunch.

Me: Oh... hello small children
Elizabeth: Are you goodybagging today?
Me: Ermm... what?
Rebecca: You goodybagging?
(This took a while for me to figure out the meaning)

Me:..... leave me alone, hobo

by BrionyBlackRosee November 3, 2008

goofy dream

1. the type of dream you experience after you smoke a bunch of marijuana. 2. a nap between bowls.

stoner: dude, i just woke up from the craziest goofy dream. i was floating through an ocean of j-ello.

by $LN$ September 10, 2009

Goofy Pluto

A weird incongruity. Derived from the fact that Goofy and Pluto are both dogs in the world of Disney characters, yet Goofy walks on two legs and talks, while Pluto barks, walks on all fours and is otherwise a non-anthropomorphized dog. Usage as explained by Tina Fey on NBC.com's "Ask Tina" video clip.

First guy: That new girl in accounting is so hot. But what's up with those big floppy clown shoes she's always wearing?

Second guy: Right? That's a Goofy Pluto, alright.

by rickbrunernyc May 2, 2012

glory whores

Women on reality shows like The Bachelor who are more into becoming known from being on tv than the actual object of the show.

She got him then broke up with him after the show...what glory whores.

by JoeNJ2 May 29, 2012

Gooey Raspberry

When a female on her period fucks her companion with her filthy tampon in the anus.

Girl 1: I gave steve a gooey raspberry last night.

Girl 2: Guuuuurl you's a nasty ass bitch.

by Greg10 October 29, 2014

gooey armstrong

When a guy slips his hand down a woman's pants from behind and fingers her gently while lifting Up on her butt cheeks with his palm for extra stimulation

Bob's so smooth. We were in an elevator alone and he slipped me a gooey Armstrong.

by Gurn the ringer December 6, 2014