gooblagingun

A safe version of gooning to use in everyday life without the unknowledged thinking its sexual. Safe.

*an anime girl image*
you: "oh my gooblagingun!!"
dude: "bro what"
you: "I would gooblagingun to ts gng"
dude: "you pmo"

by totallynororiginal November 7, 2025

Goonland

Place where all of the gooners live

Ugly Gooner: Oh my god I want to get you pregnant, you hot girl
Girl: WTF?! This guy is definitely from Goonland!

by Bagelsir November 9, 2025

Fucking Goomba

A bearded loud talker from Long Island New York who thinks their shit don't stink

My buddy from Long Island is a fucking goomba, he thinks Long Island is God's gift to the earth.

by Tycoontim April 20, 2017

Nathan Goodlad

He likes to lick cum out of the cum dumpster, he bends his bendy rack stacking fluffy cock into immensely vulnerable 10 year olds

Oh shit, is that Nathan Goodlad?
Of course dude, he is licking cum out of the large dumpster
Rather peculiar

by MrCater'sRackStackingCackler July 5, 2019

Dirty Goomba

During intercourse, the top will stomp on a piece of shit (does not matter if it is their’s or not) and then the bottom will lick it off their toes.

Me and Barbara did the Dirty Goomba last night. It was awful.

by Goomba0407 September 7, 2021

La Goobla Gang

A group of friends creating and collaborating on projects

Most famous people in La Goobla Gang: Roder, Sprout, Sam, Taxer

Mikulas: Wgat is your La Goobla Gang.
Roder: Dude the funniest friends ever!

by Roder_cz July 29, 2025

Big Goomba Energy

The unmistakable vibe of someone who is clumsy, goofy, and kinda intimidating in a dumb-but-lovable way. Like a Mario Goomba waddling straight at you—unbothered, ungraceful, but somehow still a threat.

“Bro tripped over his own feet, got back up, and started talking trash. That’s Big Goomba Energy.”

by CanadianEatFresh September 6, 2025